random_text.txt

[Boopims]

You have been buck broken by a fucking watermelon. Get a grip.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

This wasn’t satire. This wasn’t a psyop. This wasn’t “le funny pdf meme.”
It was the regime change.

 

[JustSomeDong]

people actually have made money from farts for basically all of recorded history, fart entertainment is completely independent of fiat

 

[Tablet County]

I tried Googling "tranny April Fool's" hoping a good meme would pop up, but instead it was a bunch of absolutely disgusting fucking trannies trying to be hot. I have suffered for this joke.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

I WANT PICTURES! PICTURES OF ELON MUSK'S COCK!

In clown world, every day is April Fools Day.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

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Anyone else get sad about their bones?

 

[Sperg Spectating]

-must be willing to join copious amounts of furry porn servers

 

[m1ddl3m4rch]

If you live in Australia you're a stupid fag begging to be raped.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I've grown too old and too cynical with life experience to ever be fooled by any of this elicit white guilt bullshit.

 

[Gentlebastard]

This is like 911 for redditors and fat women.

I wonder if sending a woman unsolicited dick pics has ever once gotten a man laid since the advent of digital image transmission technology, or if it's just been a collective, XY chromosome-coded Russel Grier-tier failure of the male mind to think it does any good.

This is not how a Venn diagram works.

If I'm going to let 50 guys run a train on my asshole, there had better be a suitcase full of cash waiting for me when I'm done.

Get off the Internet for a few days bud, you are becoming mentally retarded.

becoming mentally retarded?

The only thing that shields this miserable bastard from the consequences of his actions is that he is so fucking pathetic that most people don't bother.

 

[CaddestSlown]

I don't half-ass anything, you're getting the whole stereotype

Thank you for this breaking news... BussySmeller2...

 

[Sawamura Simp]

Uncle Rucks (no relation) is literally me(no relation), but black.

Imagine if Ms. Pacman fucked a black guy and drank during the entire pregnancy. This would be the end result.

any female born after 1993 can’t cook… all they know is mcdonald’s , charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual , eat hot chip & lie

I work 9 hours a day, prepare hot meals everyday, and still have enough time to call you a NIGGER.

In between dressing up like a nazi and pretending to kill brown people in the middle east, Harry dated.

Spoiler: Bonus Advice

thumbnail your seethe cretin

 

[Space Police]

Cue mobs of fanboys creaming their Depends.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

made my usual Sunday church erection extra awkward.

I can't get erections since seeing Pat's meatloaf pic.

 

[Buttigieg2020]

Do not insult me. Further insults will result in me rating your posts MATI again.

The white man's evil contraptions have claimed too many of la raza and its beautiful, retarded children. Get these ¡loco! motives out, says a fucking senator.

@Slav Power you ready for the draft buddy?

Susan B Anthony had to walk so that Keffals could run.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Three monitors, fully naked, sucking off black cocks and jorking it at the same time while then bending over to suck ANOTHER DILDO.

This is all sorts of cursed. Please stop

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Though she had no qualms about killing anyone regardless of specific demographical categories, she worried she might be branded as a racist

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Quote in a report about Audrey hale on murdering multiple children in an elementary school with a firearm.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/audrey-e-hale-aiden-e-hale.159272/post-20992486

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

He is gaining homosexuality is what he's gaining.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Say what you want about crack addicts but they'll wake up, pull themselves out of whatever dumpster they passed out in and find more crack.

 

[SNEED.EXE]

he will never be able to inflate a woman into a balloon

HWNBATIAWIAB