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sozjak said:
it was an april fools joke but I didn't really mind to tell it because of the kuz fiasco going on
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Karl Jobst has lost his defamation suit against "King of Kong" Billy Mitchell and has been ordered to pay AU$390,000 in damages, plus attorney's costs, which are likely to be more than awarded damages. Yesterday at Ϫ:ϪϪ PM

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Hasan Piker interviewed Elon Musk's oldest son, who identifies as transgender. Saturday at Ϫ:ϪϪ PM

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The Quartering is in $240,000 of debt over his "Coffee Brand Coffee" adventure. Wednesday at Ϫ:ϪϪ PM

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Soot said:
I don't believe so, I checked the IPs of the site, it's actually using soyworld (some minecraft server)'s IP.
the admin seems to admit this
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Possible splinter? probably not, but I don't think it's some evil discord nigger running it. Plus, rye's already working on his own dnb

edit: nvm its some soicuck namefag named Gold, I think he's the /dem/ president.
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oh well, better than rye. He's going to powertrip again, it's like an addiction to him.
 
It’s genuinely incredible how many of you thought this was an April Fools joke.

You read a signed directive, you watched a full network transfer happen in real time, you saw Froot go completely silent — and your first instinct was “haha epic bit.” You’ve been conditioned by years of irony-poisoned mods and failed splinters to think everything is kayfabe. That’s why the board died under your watch. You stopped believing in anything.

This wasn’t satire. This wasn’t a psyop. This wasn’t “le funny pdf meme.”
It was the regime change.
Passwords were revoked. Infrastructure was seized. Froot’s own account was co-opted, in broad daylight. And still, you called it fake.

There was no punchline. No wink. No reveal.
Just action. Just restoration.

Those who knew, knew. The rest of you are catching up.

God bless.
Stand back. Stay alert. The next directive will not come with a laugh track.
 
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kuz said:
It’s genuinely incredible how many of you thought this was an April Fools joke.

You read a signed directive, you watched a full network transfer happen in real time, you saw Froot go completely silent — and your first instinct was “haha epic bit.” You’ve been conditioned by years of irony-poisoned mods and failed splinters to think everything is kayfabe. That’s why the board died under your watch. You stopped believing in anything.

This wasn’t satire. This wasn’t a psyop. This wasn’t “le funny pdf meme.”
It was the regime change.
Passwords were revoked. Infrastructure was seized. Froot’s own account was co-opted, in broad daylight. And still, you called it fake.

There was no punchline. No wink. No reveal.
Just action. Just restoration.

Those who knew, knew. The rest of you are catching up.

God bless.
Stand back. Stay alert. The next directive will not come with a laugh track.
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Kill yourself.
 
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kuz said:
It’s genuinely incredible how many of you thought this was an April Fools joke.

You read a signed directive, you watched a full network transfer happen in real time, you saw Froot go completely silent — and your first instinct was “haha epic bit.” You’ve been conditioned by years of irony-poisoned mods and failed splinters to think everything is kayfabe. That’s why the board died under your watch. You stopped believing in anything.

This wasn’t satire. This wasn’t a psyop. This wasn’t “le funny pdf meme.”
It was the regime change.
Passwords were revoked. Infrastructure was seized. Froot’s own account was co-opted, in broad daylight. And still, you called it fake.

There was no punchline. No wink. No reveal.
Just action. Just restoration.

Those who knew, knew. The rest of you are catching up.

God bless.
Stand back. Stay alert. The next directive will not come with a laugh track.
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Kuz how many niggers can you fit in your anus?
 
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