Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

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kuz said:
It’s genuinely incredible how many of you thought this was an April Fools joke.

You read a signed directive, you watched a full network transfer happen in real time, you saw Froot go completely silent — and your first instinct was “haha epic bit.” You’ve been conditioned by years of irony-poisoned mods and failed splinters to think everything is kayfabe. That’s why the board died under your watch. You stopped believing in anything.

This wasn’t satire. This wasn’t a psyop. This wasn’t “le funny pdf meme.”
It was the regime change.
Passwords were revoked. Infrastructure was seized. Froot’s own account was co-opted, in broad daylight. And still, you called it fake.

There was no punchline. No wink. No reveal.
Just action. Just restoration.

Those who knew, knew. The rest of you are catching up.

God bless.
Stand back. Stay alert. The next directive will not come with a laugh track.
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Turn the site back to normal already april fools is over.
Otherwise the pph will get raped and the community will collapse
 
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kuz said:
It’s genuinely incredible how many of you thought this was an April Fools joke.

You read a signed directive, you watched a full network transfer happen in real time, you saw Froot go completely silent — and your first instinct was “haha epic bit.” You’ve been conditioned by years of irony-poisoned mods and failed splinters to think everything is kayfabe. That’s why the board died under your watch. You stopped believing in anything.

This wasn’t satire. This wasn’t a psyop. This wasn’t “le funny pdf meme.”
It was the regime change.
Passwords were revoked. Infrastructure was seized. Froot’s own account was co-opted, in broad daylight. And still, you called it fake.

There was no punchline. No wink. No reveal.
Just action. Just restoration.

Those who knew, knew. The rest of you are catching up.

God bless.
Stand back. Stay alert. The next directive will not come with a laugh track.
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>Less doxing thread.
No, it can't be!

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kuz said:
It’s genuinely incredible how many of you thought this was an April Fools joke.

You read a signed directive, you watched a full network transfer happen in real time, you saw Froot go completely silent — and your first instinct was “haha epic bit.” You’ve been conditioned by years of irony-poisoned mods and failed splinters to think everything is kayfabe. That’s why the board died under your watch. You stopped believing in anything.

This wasn’t satire. This wasn’t a psyop. This wasn’t “le funny pdf meme.”
It was the regime change.
Passwords were revoked. Infrastructure was seized. Froot’s own account was co-opted, in broad daylight. And still, you called it fake.

There was no punchline. No wink. No reveal.
Just action. Just restoration.

Those who knew, knew. The rest of you are catching up.

God bless.
Stand back. Stay alert. The next directive will not come with a laugh track.
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fuck you
>hurr duur at least he was effiecient or something
then why do you keep lying to us? If you lie to us, then what are we to you?

malachite said:
Aren't YOU gold? Why are you talking about your website in third person
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fuck no I hate him, he's a lolcow powertripping schizo. He loves to make shit up to cause drama for attention, claims he was "supposed to replace mist" idk why they would make this faggot a janny considering he broke mediator rules.
 
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kuz said:
It’s genuinely incredible how many of you thought this was an April Fools joke.

You read a signed directive, you watched a full network transfer happen in real time, you saw Froot go completely silent — and your first instinct was “haha epic bit.” You’ve been conditioned by years of irony-poisoned mods and failed splinters to think everything is kayfabe. That’s why the board died under your watch. You stopped believing in anything.

This wasn’t satire. This wasn’t a psyop. This wasn’t “le funny pdf meme.”
It was the regime change.
Passwords were revoked. Infrastructure was seized. Froot’s own account was co-opted, in broad daylight. And still, you called it fake.

There was no punchline. No wink. No reveal.
Just action. Just restoration.

Those who knew, knew. The rest of you are catching up.

God bless.
Stand back. Stay alert. The next directive will not come with a laugh track.
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blud is dragging it like low taper fade 💀
washed up 💀
 
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It's fvcking over...
evendoe it's probably an some sort of advanced scheme to ban pedos MEDS NOW
 
It's April 2nd on Baker Island now, so I'm biting the hook.

kuz said:
It’s genuinely incredible how many of you thought this was an April Fools joke.
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Yes, because you did it on the prank holiday.
kuz said:
You read a signed directive, you watched a full network transfer happen in real time, you saw Froot go completely silent — and your first instinct was “haha epic bit.”
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Yes, because you did it on the prank holiday.
kuz said:
You’ve been conditioned by years of irony-poisoned mods and failed splinters to think everything is kayfabe.
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No, this is because you did it on the prank holiday.

If you didn't want people to think this was a prank, then maybe you shouldn't have done it on the prank holiday? retard
 
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