Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

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creepynigger said:
okay it might be real geg
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No it's not, just a more elaborate april fools joke
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OH NO, NO NO. KUZCACA, WHAT IS THIS????
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GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG SHUT IT DOWN. GIVE IT BACK TO SOOT.
 
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kuz said:
It’s genuinely incredible how many of you thought this was an April Fools joke.

You read a signed directive, you watched a full network transfer happen in real time, you saw Froot go completely silent — and your first instinct was “haha epic bit.” You’ve been conditioned by years of irony-poisoned mods and failed splinters to think everything is kayfabe. That’s why the board died under your watch. You stopped believing in anything.

This wasn’t satire. This wasn’t a psyop. This wasn’t “le funny pdf meme.”
It was the regime change.
Passwords were revoked. Infrastructure was seized. Froot’s own account was co-opted, in broad daylight. And still, you called it fake.

There was no punchline. No wink. No reveal.
Just action. Just restoration.

Those who knew, knew. The rest of you are catching up.

God bless.
Stand back. Stay alert. The next directive will not come with a laugh track.
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Jeff Buckley said:
Kolyma.org's mail servers route to soyak.party. Froot squatted kolyma domains during expiry and that's how he was able to do this bit
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This is likely accurate, some kolyma fan spotted the kolyma.org domain suddenly going from dead to having a kolyma error page in late march just over a week before this event. This means that froot bought the domain around march for this April fools prank.
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Chudborean said:
This is likely accurate, some kolyma fan spotted the kolyma.org domain suddenly going from dead to having a kolyma error page in late march just over a week before this event. This means that froot bought the domain around march for this April fools prank.
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