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[Gentlebastard]

Getting fucking atomized is life-saving gender-affirming care

Get that bitch a cannon, bitches love cannons.

I'd just like to remind you all that Fatrick lost his contract with the same company that continues to renew theirs with Chuck Tingle.

Looks like someone shat onto some tortillas.

I think he has that little friend on his shoulder that occasionally gives out bad advice cause it's funny.

His own personal Bam Magera.

As I understand it Isekai is effectively the same premise as Wizard of Oz. You wake up in another world and befriend a gang of psychopaths to beat and rob an old woman.

 

[Tenshi Eating A Corn Dog!]

We have so many black people and immigrants in this country having standards and shit is racist now. I was thinking about this the other day when I was on a flight. They used to say “turbulence” but due to the amount of retards they dumbed it down to ”rough air”.

 

[LifeAlert]

Tammy (clearly overheard via unflattering acoustics of shoddy pole barn): "BAD!." *wet, slapping sound* "BAD JACK!. YOUR FINGERS HAVE SHIT ALL OVER THEM - YOU DON'T PUT THOSE IN MY VAGINA UNTIL THEY'RE CLEAN! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME? CLEAN! JACK? JACK! WHAT'S ALL THIS? OH, JESUS CHRIST - JACK, YOU HAVE OLD SHIT ALL OVER YOUR BALLS."

*wet slap*

Jack: "MMNNOH!."

If Jack edited footage of himself taking his own dick out of his pants and tucking it back in before walking out of frame, it would include 138 jump cuts, the hands on any clock visible in the background would advance five and a half hours, frames could be compared to prove that he is wearing three different pairs of pants over the course of the clip, and you wouldn't actually see him replace his dick or walk - It would cut to him sitting on his couch, asserting that he had performed both actions, with a coat draped over his lap.

 

[Charred Dinosaur]

This is a good policy: Periodically slaughter your unicorns.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Maybe Josh just likes to feel pretty and not have to be the Ooperator sometimes?

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Hey stupid, you moving? Save us the 7 minutes and tell us where.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Schrodinger's Schrodnigger's retard. If retard, funny, if pretending to be retard, also funny.

I'm genuinely surprised at there being more tardrage than laughing at tards tardraging.

If you haven't had null leak your data at least twice, are you even a kiwi?

no amount of lockdown can beat the sheer force of autism

Yukio Mishima was right (Except for fucking japanese men in the ass while being married)

Granted, they had an anime profile pic and a bunch of furry shit in their bio, so they weren't all there mentally, but still.

Now that's fucking retarded, even for you. Now go sit in the corner for 5 minutes and think about what you've done

Big mistake. None of us are to be taken seriously. I don't take any of you seriously and you should not take me seriously.

Eat more plastic. That's what I'm doing.

Why does it make people seeth so much that we don't hate the guy to the point we want him dead?

 

[behindyourightnow]

I wonder to this day how trans Bunny Soap breastfed his kits and got mastectomy scars despite living away from humans.

 

[Pedophobe]

get off the computer before its too late.

Who says learning can't be fun?

All of you haters need to fucking die!

Please quit the Internet and don't come back ever again cause you don't deserve to be famous, get off the Internet you lazy bum! go find something else and get a life.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Edit: Fuck your clocks

 

[The Holy Empress Theodora]

(anti-christian, anti-white, anti-human, pro-vampire)

 

[Diggus Bickus]

you singlehandedly made me realize that everyone who uses sharty is a massive blazing retarded faggot because of this website you made

the entire website was a nothingburger of soy slang that doesn't make sense to the average human being, you need a special brainworm to understand a word they're saying... i should have taken a screenshot of it before it got banned.

 

[Crex Crex]

I tried this and got a script for a youtube video explaining how mayonnaise is a metaphor for fascism.

The evil startle in 1995 is right after Neo-Nazis and Skinheads movement causing all this for trouble making in Germany and United Kingdom where they're listening to Punk Rock music and Rock n Roll music to hardcore to saying racial slurs, homophobic slurs and terrorist vibes, This is the epidemic in United Kingdom who never taking care about the roots and vicious bad seeds came from previous generation back in Two World Wars, Wilhelm Kaiser II and Adolf Hitler were both figures to dictates the mind of brains to brainwashed into the cult following of Nazis and Skinheads,

I would never accuse this OP of being sane.

Op can you pleaase explaine what a markiplier and minecraft is in full detail, I think they are the demons making my cat gay gay

 

[Big Nasty]

There are also medieval engravings and stuff of peasants fucking goats and sheep that I'm pretty sure were the equivalent of shitposts

 

[monstrous bubo]

Normal cancer cells are a weird mix of fragile and aggressive, rather like a Troon.

 

[Oliver Onions]

We just need an after credits scene for the next movie where Chris Chan puts on the Sonichu medallion and says “fine, I’ll do it myself “

 

[Suikafag]

Arranging bananas carefully in order to present them to the internet, all alone in her sterile, bare apartment, making videos to show off the full extent and reach of globohomo

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

In the land of self-hating brownoids, the whitest Sephardic half-breed is king.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Step 1: Buy a fully cooked spiral cut ham

If my chin/neck area looked like a pound of tapioca pudding in a plastic bag and was almost as big as my bitch tits, I'd likely live in denial too of how obese I was.

Pat hates everybody. But whatever enlarged, cheese-filled organ exists in that chest, it abhors women above everything else.

 

[Crex Crex]

If I was the CEO, I'd add Freddy Fazbear and Sans, just turn up the gay to 11.