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[Tablet County]

The KKK was created by asshurt Confederates who were sore that they lost their slaves. Imagine owning another man. It's gay as sin.

>carry knoife
>infinite money stolen

I guess Goddess Christine really was just exploring her feminine side when she interacted sexually with her mother.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Is this supposed to be a sci-fi version of slavery? What's the point of them getting an "owner" in the first place? To get "hypnotized" and pick futuristic cotton?

 

[Betonhaus]

Edit: fuck off @Fatpacks, your approval fills me with shame

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Damn, not his Nintendo 3DS Friend Code too. That's too far, bro.

 

[monstrous bubo]

Latex/gimp/drone fetishes have a non-insignificant overlap with burka fetishes from what I've studied from Tumblr porn.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

They'll find yaoi in algebra but not the muscle differences in male and female arms.

I have nothing legal to say.

 

[Pube Dandruff]

when i described myself as a pedophile i meant my own unique and entirely separate definition of pedophile. Read my many unreleased books before you judge me peon

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

then what the fuck are you doing out of the copying room slave? Guards!

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

He has some of the worst tits I've ever seen on a man.

 

[Tablet County]

"Not every Star Trek fan is a pedo, but every pedo is a TNG fan."

Pissing on the floor? Niggers can't even make it to the bathtub now? I'm getting a stress headache

Please do not contact me unless you can fix me.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

I think Null should become a Mormon. It would solve literally none of his problems but I think it be pretty funny for like a few days.

 

[invisibult plus+]

Can I borrow your face? It's an insult to humankind.

 

[Disdainer of the Plebs]

Moon people are going to have to drink the Bill Gates poop water

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Let's go Juliana. You corpse-looking human tent, you.

 

[Chongqing]

A pink triangle on JFG's tweet:

“I’ve literally detected where Elon’s dick was” is the gayest misusing of the word ‘literally’ in history so far and it also somehow manages to be more absurd than openly not caring about his own wife’s disappearance.

 

[stupid frog]

Get better internet so the pages load right or next time try not being blind. What's next, want me to hammer out an entire paragraph in periods and colons so you can read my virtual Braille? Stupid.

 

[Spud]

I'm alright if they remove the game due to the appalling quality but rape?

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

You see women all the time saying they like guys to be aggressive. But when they get raped, they cry about it.

 

[306h4Ge5eJUJ]

UNPAUSE OCC-2020-0042 AND MAKE @STRIPE SUCK MY COCK ALREADY YOU STUPID ORANGE NIGGER @realDonaldTrump

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[stupid frog]

Nigga, go outside and socialize. E-dating another user on the Kiwi Farms is like playing Russian Roulette, except none of the chambers are empty.

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>Snake, there's something I've really gotta ask you. It's why I followed you to this thread...
>Have you ever... loved someone?
<That's what you came to ask?
>No, I mean... I was wondering if even Kiwis fall in love...
<What are you trying to say?
>I wanna ask you...
>Do you think love can bloom, even on the Kiwi Farms?
<Yeah, I do.
<I think at any time, any thread... Kiwis can fall in love with eachother.
<But... if you love someone, you have to be able to protect them from their future Halal thread.
>I think so too.