random_text.txt

[Sperg Spectating]

Bro I don't jack off to furries I jack off to black women.

Sure you do.

Sure.

Not even your mom would believe that.

 

[Gravemind]

Does that mean you'll give people you know away to the police for photographing themselves bathing their cub pets? Interesting.

 

[Dr. Butt]

>be me
>be fresh college Freshman
>get into college on sports scholarship
>meet team
>discover mid-life bald man in locker room
>can't say anything because UK hate laws
>can't leave team because scholarship
>get clubbed in the back of the head one night by tranny
>dragged to Mr.Blobby's rape dungeon

 

[IKOL]

Maybe. Maybe I'll piss myself maybe. Maybe shit and cum.

 

[THE SUPREME ONION]

IT'S SEMEN. HE IS ON HIS BACK BLUSHING WITH SEMEN OOZING OUT OF HIS ASS. HE HAS A HUMAN COCK. IT'S NOT EVEN A DOG COCK.

 

[IKOL]

"Today I learned furry child porn hits a nerve with people, what a bunch of libtards" - @FakeAFClausMystery

 

[Tablet County]

mer perosnally i embrace the artistic freedom to drawn semen

 

[Justice Tony]

No, I don't think I will zoom in on the creampied lego wolf man, thank you very much.

 

[invisibult plus+]

My name is Sirius and Morning Star. Don’t call me Alex unless you are my friend.

I won't be coming back forever due to how dangerous the internet is nowadays and me and my family are attempting to purge pictures of our faces off the public internet. Any unauthorized uses of my face will result in Lawsuit, Lawsuit also applies if you save them on your computer. Calling me a pedophile will result in defamation lawsuit. Bullying me will result in a defamation lawsuit. Defending or even liking people who bully me will result in Hate Speech charges. You are required to betray them. Not reporting on other people who's been breaking my rules is a violation of the rules itself and will result in Hate Speech charges. People who live in Russia and other countries outside of hate speech laws will be extradited to Canada by force. Countries that don't comply risk being nuked. Not celebrating the death of my haters is a violation of the rules and will result in hate speech charges as well. My name is Sirius and Morning Star. Don’t call me Alex unless you are my friend.

 

[Arrival]

I'm imagining him saying this to a woman he's tied up

 

[capitalBBustard]

 

[Slideshow Bill]

*drops books, blushes, accidentally cums everywhere*

 

[Hamstirer]

Have you tried not being a hideous retard?

 

[Sperg Spectating]

I don't understand why you're upset, Kiwi Farms just want what's best for its users.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Nope, I don't watch niggers do anything. There are no niggers in my 1TB spank bank.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

oh so alex can be a loli guro fag but this young gook lady cant have a shizo episode?
fuck jannies

Janny took my milk away

Tell me, which game do you find has the sexiest Ganondorf design?

There is a Jewish solution to every Jewish trick.

literally anything that lets people use their jew devices to send you jew money through jew banks via the jew internet

Shenanigans are all thats left open to you.

I mean I'm actually going to do that so basically burn in hell retard

You know what time it is: fart comic review time.

This could work, Null is also a master at over feeding women.

The key word is "politely". They're unlikely to respond well, if at all, to any email beginning with "LISTEN HERE YOU FUCKING NIGGER GORILLAS".

I love you nullykins, but come on.

If you're a young woman who wants to (rightly) seethe about trannies then where else could you go?

The key here is to commit fraud while running for the Senate.

Also, I have an excellent choice in video games and movies.

Oh man, i forgot to bring the popcorn.

Simping for fat ugly bitches on a forum that don't even know what Blade Runner is.

> "You've never seen blade runner"
Wow King. You sure showed em. Way to prove you're not a retard.

Hey if you want to faildox someone and call them a tranny lover without real proof I think it's only fair to mention the time they were part of a dm about cutting off dicks, growing their clitoris to a pseudo dick, and date rape.

EVERYBODY WAS TARD-FU FIGHTING

We should classify Lain pfp as cursed objects just like the Sonichu medallion.

Kiwifarms has always been a dating app

you brought up irrelevant shit you motherfucker

 

[Schizoid Wife]

i dont piss myself ““constantly””

I AM NOT OFF MY MEDS
DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT I TAKE???

BECAUSE TSUKASA YUGI IS A MOTHERFUCKIN BITCH

 

[Super Malario]

Even if years from now my joining this place ends horribly somehow, I want you guys to know how much fun I'm having with you right now.

 

[Harm]

Well I made my account in an effort to make the world a better place by telling a fat cancer patient to kill them selves

It is led by a man who calls himself RAPE

 

[Tablet County]

Let's see you try the gendersperging technique.

There are no niggers in my 1TB spank bank.