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[Oliver Onions]

Does anyone know if the helicopter was vaxxed, or if it had information about hillary clinton?

 

[Disdainer of the Plebs]

Can't wait for fallout 5 to come out and be complete and utter bomb and then Bethesda to shut down finally in Todd Howard to have to go back to sucking men off at truck stops

 

[Skitarii]

You're clearly even more retarded than Chris.

Googling "Pampers diapers Fluttershy" was a horrible idea, do NOT attempt this.

Why doesn't he just ask (((troonbonista))) for shekels? Xhe can probably get him in contact with some rabbis.

 

[Cemetery Support]

According to many studies, with the emergence of the internet and pornography in the 90s, sexual crimes decreased by half.

 

[Tablet County]

Balldohemian Rhapsody

I see a skelly silhouetto of a man
I'm a douche, I'm a douche, and I blew a Mandingo
Nitrous, coke and wife-ning, trust fund cash is tightening me!
Gay-lileo (Gay-lileo), Gay-lileo (Gay-lileo), Gay-lileo figaro fag-nifico,
I'm just a poor boy, nobody likes me
(He's just poor dad, gave his kid nose candy, Spare him his life he's a monstrosity)
Easy come, easy go, second house and blow
Aaron - ah no, I will not let you go (let me go!)
April - ah no, I will not let you go (let me go!)
Josh Moon - ah no, I will not let you go (let me go!)
Will not let you go (let me go!), Will not let you go (let me go!), Will not let you go (never never let you go)
No no no no no no no
Oh Hackamania, hackamania
Hackamania let me go
Pedo Melton has a snaking put aside for me...for me...for MEEEEEE

So you think you can fuck me and cum in my eye?
So you think you can lick me and leave me so dry?
Oh, Aaron, can't do this to me, Aaron
Just gonna get sued, just gonna get sued outta here

Nothing really matters, anyone can see
Nothing really matters,
You're dead to rights on the felony .....

 

[Gentlebastard]

It's important to know when the Amish are laughing at you behind your back

>Sneed is grammatically correct dutch
You guys WISH you had such a great language as I do.

It's like his very presence makes everything else disgusting by association.

You're an idiot, but at least you're forthright about it.

I think 1400 years is enough to call a group your ancestral enemies.

A few days ago I said something like "flies fly but badgers don't badger." I'm basically Plato.

Women have been gooning in public for decades, reading 50 Shades of Gray in public is functionally no different from a man watching porn on the bus with the audio muted.

Mfs can't even coom to true and honest men and women anymore, have to get a fucking AI model to make their coom for them.

In the grim darkness of the far future, there are only whores.

I want to prematurely apologize to future generations for allowing this shit to happen.

I would only be interested if I could instigate a nuclear war with Pakistan.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

i dont piss myself ““constantly””

 

[Big Nasty]

taking pics of unflushed poops at best buy

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Go on, use money to eat or make your sex doll, tell the numbers to assemble it or your hot pockets.

She has a proboscis monkey pussy.

Freaks raping corpses in the subway, helicopters falling apart over the Hudson, monkey trafficking and it is not even Friday!

I'd have to see the monkey before passing judgement.

The man says on his website that he's not here to teach you how to suck a dick.

Come for the inevitable murder-suicide, stay for the Salad.

"Reality is, Without Exaggeration, White Supremacist Propaganda"

 

[Axiom.]

STOP SPECULATING ABOUT MY PUSSY
I HAVE ALREADY HAD TO ASK YOU GUYS TO STOP

 

[Space Police]

It would be funny if Null starts banning serious faggots. Closest thing for unemployed stickerfags/serious fags getting fired like real life and life-ruination for them.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

. It's like she set her broiler to Auschwitz and took a nap.

She will live forever in the nutritional information of Pillsbury crescent rolls.

And now she farts apparently

And then I tried to find that "sensible chuckle" reaction gif, but instead I found some gore I mislabled back in 2014

women with tig ol biddies

I guess collectors could buy it and keep it sealed in a bag, where the scratch and sniff fart smells will probably fester over time and knock out the next poor soul who opens it with liquid ass.

all I remember of YouTube circa 2005 was terrible skits and Runescape videos with Paralyzer by Finger Eleven and a massive watermark for unregistered hypercam 2

Spongebob laughs like an annoying lesbian

Okay its a song about Tits I take it back this is terrible

where I carried my plastic tote full of worms around like they were emotional support worms, at least

Sounding is for pussies, real men ram their cock into a wasp nest for the ultimate full-bodied high.

OH... okay, don't look this up, this was a joke that I didn't realize was a real thing, of which there are videos...

There is no other explanation other than the unspent semen in your nuts is imbuing you with herculean strength

 

[Sperg Spectating]

STOP MISGENDERINF MY CAT

 

[Tablet County]

I'm not drawing a penis on a watermelon

It's only a drawing of an immature watermelon

The only reason I haven't told my mom about kiwifarms is because I don't trust her opsec.

 

[NerdShamer]

stop it
i’ve given you enough
you have seen ENOUGH of my bathtub
whats next you want to see my fuckinf closet??
NOt HAPPENING

 

[CaddestSlown]

"JD, this "Joshua Connor Moon" guy just called me a stupid orange nigger on X...I'm going to do EVERYTHING in my power to help this man now!"

 

[Dr. Butt]

Why would a bird need a phone? Why would they need a job? How are they buying this smart TV? I don’t recall any of those questions actually being answered.

I'm questioning if the Jew actually fears the Samurai.

 

[Axiom.]

Nope. It was for me because at that time I just wanted a drawing. I did the mistake of thinking there wouldn't be retards like you that would think something innocent would be pornographic.

Congrats, you outed yourself. Pedo Zoophile.

 

[Thé au lait]

If you model yourself as the diametric opposite of this man, your chances of obtaining a shag will rise dramatically.

 

[Tablet County]

Bro I play Paradox games. Instead of making friends I learned who the Habsburgs were.