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[UERISIMILITUDO]

India really is the CWC of countries.

So what you're saying is that the Mahabharata is actually an historical account of the finno-korean hyperwar?

Just wait for the day when we start censoring kitchen tiles

I was being sarcastic, did you ever saw penises voring someone without mouth?

Someone I know had asked me to do "smash or pass" on different Pokemon before, as if it was a completely normal thing to be attracted to Pokemon. I'm not attracted to even the more anthro ones.

what about Sandshrew
He's looking pretty handsome

At least he is putting his obvious mental derangement to a great humanitarian use.

God I hope the 'nothing-ever-happens' and the obviously brown 'the status quo must continue forever' faggots on this site all collectively neck themselves.

This is the second funniest thing I've seen all week.

That gut doesn't even look like a human being. He looks like a space alien's poor imitation.

See this is the kind of stuff I come here to see, and then drink heavily to unsee.

You gotta love all the fujoshi's coming out of the woodwork. I keep forgetting this site is 40% women.

Anyways it was a large subway cup so I call it the poop cup.

Are there any harmless oddballs still out there?

Meeeeeeee…..

 

[Fuck Fags I'm A Homophobe]

I wasn't! I was just being an ironic dick, I swear!

Don't be stupid, be a smarty
Get yourself a shebrew hottie

Israel gave Trump a pager, Qatar gave him a jet, what's next? Saudi Arabia gifts the man a skyscraper?

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

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"How does this girl manage to meet and fuck so many pedophiles? XD"

 

[Dr. Butt]

I repeat do not ever eat anything from subway there. I made that mistake 3 times and ended up in the hospital 3 times

 

[not william stenchever]

 

[JustSomeDong]

an immigrant barista responded to my asking for and indicating the size of a big coffee, with "Big Black Coffee?"
It took a lot out of me not to react to that provocation... damned immigrants!

 

[Thé au lait]

From Saucisse Noir to Negerwurst to Salame Negro, Tomlin & Son's Dark Meats* has you covered!

*A subsidiary of Robinson's Urban Gas Company

And like incredibly retarded and morbidly obese clockwork...

Patrick being cast into stalkerprison by vengeful niggers seeking justice for the picaninnies ground into wurst is genuinely fucking with my sense of reality

Argonian hatchlings are thrown into the grinder for N'wahWurst

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Meanwhile me over here when I was a kindergartener thought "what the fuck did I do?" when in the first few days of kindergarten poked the teacher on the side of her breast trying to get her attention for some reason. Either I needed to go to the bathroom or I was being an annoying little shit like many children of that age. Did not know you were not supposed to do that and I was quite confused exactly what I did wrong for some time because nobody told me what I did wrong.

 

[CaddestSlown]

you would be welcomed in my pink-nipples-only ethnostate

 

[frozen_runner]

Down with McDonald's.

Beastwars

Anisa is Tarantulas, Idubbbz is Waspinator

TLDR: This is what bad pussy does to a motherfucker.

The enemies of Rome are ontologically evil always have been always will be

 

[Aunt Carol]

Smarter-than-average people are always doing retarded shit that stupid people would never even consider

Is Aileen Wuornos a joke to you?

8. If you're Christian, the bed frame is a great place to rest your arms when on your knees, praying at the foot of the bed.

 

[DenseDeerFather]

Modern society is sick, and the shit architecture is part of the problem.

 

[FedPostalService]

I mean who here hasn't made a mistake and raped their own mom?

 

[JustSomeDong]

Why hasn't anyone told me we're opening a KiwiFarms death camp?

 

[The Punished Mitch]

Never remembered anything when sober except weirdly the one time he pulled a gun on me.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

He's either missing chromosomes or got extra ones, whichever one makes you more retarded.

 

[Gravemind]

Too little too late, bucko. Your campaign did wathever fruits you seeded.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

They bullied me without my consent.

 

[Haloperidol]

Smack My Gunt Up

 

[Dr. Butt]

I always applaud doctors cashing in on the mentally ill