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[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

did they puke on their poop before they ate it?

 

[Aunt Carol]

The logistical challenge of carrying all this hate requires a superfreighter and brother I don't have enough crew to run the ship.

They both look like they were sentenced to wear those skirts by a creative Judge, after they were convicted of burning down a fancy dress boutique.

 

[Eadred]

Marrying third and fourth cousins has been scientifically proven to produce healthier children

 

[Pee Cola]

From a PowerPoint presentation given by Russell Greer to Winnemucca City Council on 6 May 2025 as part of his campaigning to expand legalized prostitution in Nevada:

Spoiler: Context

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Real life is not like the disgusting babyfur porn he jerks off to, there are actual consequences to this kind of disgusting behavior.

 

[Tablet County]

Everybody's like "the zoloft made him a zombie" bitch zoloft is the pussy shit. It's the shit they give to white girls and neets for "mild anxiety." It's the Glass Joe of SSRIs.

Nigga bouta turn into Plank from Ed Edd 'n Eddy

Imagine lying crumpled on asphalt, bleeding out, trying and failing to look down because you don't realize your neck is broken, and the last thing you hear as the sting of blood forces you to shut your eyes forever is WHOOOOAAAA BUDDY *dingalingalingaling*

HE'S DENTED! HE'S T-BONED! HE'S FUCKING DEAD!

Sara Potter / Cooking with Simply Sara (Cause of death: FAT)

 

[WelperHelper99]

Kill yourself normie. You will never understand the plight of the modern day incel

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

Nigga, you could not have made a more insanely suspicious first post if you tried

I'm not stuck in here with you, I'm stuck in here with me.

Thanks man thats pretty cool information you just shared with everyone.

 

[Sneed's Feed n Seed]

Epstein's Island is just the tip of the ice(berg).

 

[CaddestSlown]

How gullible do you have to be to get trafficked by the tranny version of the Cryptkeeper?

 

[Statix_Shark]

What outsiders knew about jeets and their country came from carefully curated tidbits, crème de la merde if you will.

 

[Thé au lait]

Caden will never pass, he’s built like an iphone and has a deformed penne penis that he flashes at minors

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Could you spoiler the giant anime titties, please?

 

[Randomrando]

"Hey whorish vagina darling retard child, chill out."

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Look at Patrick Tomlinson, now take away a smelly hole that subsists only on nigger farts because absolutely no woman will marry this loser.

 

[Tablet County]

As far as Simpson's characters went, Apu had almost 0 negative qualities and was honestly sort of a Gary Stu,

TCD literally just saw pride flags and had a kneejerk reaction[...] even after he beat off to two ugly gay men buttfucking and said it's great tv, i am just flabbergasted

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I don’t care if I die bish - bitch tits

 

[Pedophobe]

You do not hate them enough, I assure you.

Sentences that have never been uttered before in human history, brought to you by trans madness.

No one in this tragicomedy is sexy.

Normies have been and always will be cattle nigger at the end of the day.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

"If I could tell my mother to eat a dick, just one more time...."

 

[CallmeCicada]

Do not insult the futamensch or the futsapo will have to deal with you.

My cock is cocking everywhere for bussy baba

Cockabussy! What a bussy! Mashallah i say 10 dinars on that oiled up ass baby