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[Rotollo 2]

I was digging into this NBinted guy and it seems this is the third time he gets raped.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

And on that day, my children, there will be a mighty gobbling and a great gnashing of teeth. There will be drool and there will be despair and the heavens will open and the Lord sayeth: 'Damn, dis gonna be gud'.

 

[Oliver Onions]

The worst part is that I don't think in his head he thinks he is lying.

 

[Smokeski]

Bruh if I was a Homophobe then why the fuck do I have naked ladies in my favorites on DA...?

 

[Dr. Butt]

I feel like this could provide definitive proof that Snickers is a serial killer who was active in the late 1960s-early 1980s but I am too jaded from my former career as an FBI profiler to pursue this lead myself.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

What are you talking about? They don't even let you show your tits for the camera.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

…and, I cannot stress this enough, I am not impotent!

 

[30+GameOvers]

>this all started because Frankie wouldn't shut up and now a guy with a Budd Dwyer PFP ruined his life.

 

[Tablet County]

Scientists in a gay porn laboratory wouldn't be able to develop a bigger retard faggot nerd.

What's more special than 5/23/25?
Its the anniversary and pizza day.

Since when isn't total galactic conquest a stress-reliever?

bruh I’m on the fuckin whippets an sheit mang I’m huffing puppies over here dash I’m nanging the fuck out on the kennel club over here I’m all fucked up on hounds nigga

 

[Rotollo 2]

Sometimes I see the shit the trannies post, the violent fantasies, the pure, unfettered anger and I just have to stop. I used to think I hate women, but do I? It's like I'm seeing for the first time what actual pure hatred looks like.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Anonymous Lolcow: My view on race [in porn] and how it impacts beauty [in porn] is that women of all races are capable of looking beautiful [in porn]. I don't try to look at people [as they're getting bent over] based on their skin color. I try to look at people [especially fictional secretaries and babysitters] based on their character.

Some small ember of empathy within this emotionless husk feels a measure of pity for him. Then I remember 1) his own decisions lead him to his current state and 2) a person has to want to change before things will get better for them.

I'm going to do my best to say that I promise I'm not schizoposting.

I discovered after all my years on the internet there seems to be a fetish for everything. I think she will be fine

Great art, but the mangaka can't write for shit. None of the characters feel like real human beings. All of them are little effigies to a variety of fetishes. A loli with huge tits? A trap? A flat chested rich girl? A milf? The artist lacks any real understanding of the world beyond the idealized representations found in anime/manga. It's Plato's Allergory of the (Goon) Cave.

Imagine waving a $1 bill at a whore
All this could be yours, baby, if you play your cards right.

This is like daring god to not strike you with lightning. In internet terms. You know what I mean.

The very creation of Facebook is a crime that is exempt from Section 230 protections and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.

It's a death threat ... IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE.

How do you do, fellow inhuman monsters?

It's the absolutely gayest death threat I've ever seen, and I've seen "assraped to death by aids-filled niggercocks"

 

[Diggus Bickus]

A username change won't but nothing a good ol' pronoun change won't fix

 

[Melee Bouquet]

like an ape trying to shake a treat out of a puzzle cup

 

[slungus22]

kiwifarm a menace fr

 

[Meiwaku]

Its probably not a good idea to post pictures of yourself/your real name on a website where you sit around calling people niggers all day

i am for preserving the white race but i am not for licking toes.

It's almost like people who are completely fucked in the head do shit that doesn't make sense to anyone. Weird.

Yes because we all know the men on kiwifarms are total lookers and stunners and DEFINITELY not unattractive autistic men

I liked the part where they said "moid."

Because I refuse to be a woman and would sooner beat every feminist to death with my bare hands than call myself a woman. Not that I'm capable of that, I'm morbidly obese.

I've found it. The most autistic simile ever made.

Women have always been cruel to me, they used to call me gay and ugly, but we do need people who are simple enough to spend a lot of time around children and women are usually decent at that.

I ate hot chip today
To see if I still feel

Today is not the day I interject into an argument about anorexic genitalia.

ETA: Almost forgot, if it's not an abuse of power then I can look for some of his deleted posts. He has a habit of showing up in threads to yell about black penises.

@Sooty Soot could you stop fucking autistic reacting me im going to actually cry

I fully support Pakistan and India in their equally noble respective quests to eliminate India and Pakistan.

I work under anime logic. You were just watching the episodes where it looks like I lost and there's no hope right before I start remembering my friends and gain a new power boost

 

[Blackhole]

I'm sorry but the solution to snake venom being "just let snakes bite you a lot, but very autistically" is so fucking funny

uh....shit is getting real fucking Skibidi

"At the end of the day, they are performers. Yeah, with an extra chromosome, but they are professional artists."

 

[30+GameOvers]

Say what you want, but Francis was the only cow that managed to make a lot of Kiwis have a positive perception towards a furry avatar who listens to "Knot me" and side with them.

 

[Doxmatix]

COMMUNISTS took his loved ones away. Now, only Phil remains.

the piano crazy frog is truly hell's anthem

actually, she's like a demon that is streaming a sinner's future accomodations.

I have a photographic memory and can mentally replay the court case word for word. Regrettably, I did not get in because someone named "Phil Burnell" took the last slot and then called me a homo

IT'S ABOUT ETHICS IN DONKEY KONG

what is this autism im looking at lol

One day Jackie thought "I'm going to be insufferable." and let that single motivation guide every decision in her life moving forward.

My local hospital had to give me a rib transplant.

Her tits are in terrible shape for only being in her 30's (at the time). Even on her back they're still pointing south

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Saying the N word doesn't even make you look badass or edgy. It makes you look as the same IQ level as a black woman from the southern half of Africa.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Maybe one day in the bizarro Star Trek future or something we zap the eggs and swimmers that have the Terrible Cunt/Unbearable Dick gene and we can all get on with shooting aliens in the face and taking their shit