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[Space Police]

ok so 20000 thousand people know what i jerk off to who cares

 

[frozen_runner]

He looks transgender lmao

Anyway, she deserves to die.

Too old to care about cartoons, but if this makes MovieBob sad then I'm happy.

Man, remember when CN had cartoons that were funny and engaging? Now it's all about niggers, and lesbian crystals.

I think Steven Universe was homosexual propaganda and the sad thing is I think it worked in turning people gay.

I discovered after all my years on the internet there seems to be a fetish for everything.

Don't get Starbuck Broken.

I like to think i’m not illiterate, but evidence to the contrary makes it harder to believe.

Apple jacks apple hands wrote this post. Cinnamon's the winna, mon.

Still waiting for the name to be changed to Nostradamus Farms....

I wish I was as good with the lottery numbers, but I’m just hot on impending doom

Gentlemen, we've done it. We have reached Peak Fat and Brown.

Just read the title and instantly knew it was niggers.

Chris-Chan was really ahead of his time.

I think that everyone could stand to learn from Hitler's mistakes. Remember, nobody is perfect.

 

[Aunt Carol]

You’ve piqued my interest, Monsieur @Jizzrag.

I saw her ass and I haven't posted it yet. It's saggy.

 

[Metamorpho]

Can an economist explain this in terms that make analogies to monkeys and bannanas?

 

[Sperg Spectating]

he is naturally pink

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

i am PROUD TO BE WORM FREE FOR ALMOST A YEar

 

[Aunt Carol]

The gun is good, the pennies is evil, or whatever Sean Connery said.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

You usually make better posts than this. Kill yourself.

He "tricked" in the sense that he at least got them to think "well perhaps hes JUST a fucking retarded nigger" for a bit.

Admittedly this is a REALLY lame trick, but it was successful a few times.

I absolutely hate the fact that the recent MVP of this thread has been a larper called Fur Fag.

The only reason why he isn't banned here yet is because he has a thread.

Eating healthy to own the meanies at Kiwi Farms.

We would've believed you if you just told us, we didn't need proof...

You guys have some weird knowledge.

I have never been so bombarded with unwanted knowledge since I signed up to this site.

No one's willingly this stupid, right?

You do realize where you are, don't you?

 

[mr. testicular torsion]

White omega pussy is the best. You can conquer worlds with it.

 

[Extreme Crusader]

Living with your parents well into your 30's and possibly even 40's is pretty much normal these days. Nothing really LOL cow like about that.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

i’m happy a lolcow finally mentioned me.


you are nigger

nigger

 

[slungus22]

Please do not develop a Father-Daughter bound with our lolcow please, that's weird.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Men littlerally control like 90% of the world

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

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"My fellow Cimmerians, I have debated this matter with my cabinet for the last several months.
I have gone many sleepless nights in search of a resolution to this pressing public outcry.

Today I will be signing an Executive Order reclassifying Sicilians as White and declassifying them as aquatic mammals.
This was not an easy decision to make."

 

[CaddestSlown]

Hey, @The Last Stand, what colors are your nipples?

This isn't a dating site.

they added a calorie information to the menu acting like that's what matters more than processed bee penis yellow 5 dye that makes you a tranny.

 

[Meat Target]

in a just world he'd be tarred and feathered.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

As a board-certified racist (Local 544) I'm not in it for fun, I'm in it for cleaner air, safer highways and un-shat beaches.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Canada is such a shithole

 

[Nguyen Van Phuoc]

This is a kiwifarms rumor spread maliciously.

(archive)

 

[Black Man Underwear]

I may be a fat retard, but I am not fat enough or retarded enough to try this monstrosity.