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[stupid frog]

You will know them by their eyebrows.

It's always the eyebrows. All cows have the eyebrows they deserve.

 

[Thé au lait]

Penis theft panic in Africa reveals Russian propaganda campaign against France

They probably assume the penis stays healthy with it's vitality intact the entire time until it gets stuck to a Frenchman and used.

On one hand, it's pretty silly to believe someone would be stealing penises, on the other though, you simply cannot underestimate the French man's lust for penis.

Would have been more believable if it was Romanians pickpocketing dicks though.

Is this like that shitty movie Get Out, but instead of stealing nigger's eyes they steal their dongs? Surprised Jordan Peele hasn't made this a movie yet.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

You have to be unfathomably retarded to manage to unite the Kiwi's with a NIGGER POONER lmfao.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THAT IS A LONG POST.

 

[Crex Crex]

 

[AIDShaver69]

"WELL THAT RAPE VICTIM DESERVED ME SAYING MEAN THINGS TO THEM OKAY?? WHAT I SAID TO THEM MADE ME DFE TO ESCAPE BACKLASH AND THAT'S THEIR FAULT! THINK OF THE POOR TRANS WOMEN AND PALESTINIANS!"

I know everyone here is gay, mentally ill, and autistic, so here's an informal poll on race just for fun. Feel free not to answer.

NO LITER

*eats chicken nuggets* *eats big macs* artists and queers make this world so much better *suicide baits online* I love being a furry faggot over a nazi *posts about wanting to fuck animals*

 

[Diesel Boogaloo]

*thread reduction surgery*

 

[Oliver Onions]

INTERNATIONAL DAY OF INCEL MOURNING : The dentist who literally invented mewing has passed away surrounded by his loved ones in his modest castle.

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

The butt isn't hollow and doesn't echo any unpleasant sound?

 

[Aunt Carol]

Look out for all those intersecting geometric shapes Dracula!

 

[Crex Crex]

One thing I want to know is what kind of man would outright say, "My dick was stolen by a frog."

I mean I wouldn't date a guy who lost his dick to a Frenchman.

 

[Super Malario]

The groomer cries out in pain as he strikes you...

 

[Autistic Gunspergings]

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"RAPEOCAUST NOW. ERADICATE MAGA. EXTERMINATE FASCISM."

 

[The Noise]

this mob guy ate a bunch of cheese and had nightmares about all the left hands he chopped off coming to kill him so you spent the level shooting at giant left hands.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

You're telling me "Zackthephoenix" survived burning herself alive? God is so fucking funny dude.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I know I have shit takes, but isn't it sexist to assume only men can have shit takes?

Polissa weighs as much as a reasonably priced sedan.

I hate that the majority response for any Internet Person asking for money isn’t always “okay, start dancin’”. The world would be such a more joyous place.

Is your "boys club" a gay DM chain? I don't want none of that

 

[Gentlebastard]

Lost in delusion, the troon hasn't the slightest grip on reality.

We're his Only Fans. We're the only people willing to listen to his horrible songs, without needing a court oorder.

Damn the Yakuza has better production value than Netflix these days

shame about the inherent shitting dick nipple piss play that'll be the main plot point, but that could honestly pass for a current year power rangers remake IMO

TIL the japs put Moonman in their tokusatsu porno

 

[CallmeCicada]

All of you should put scorpions on your cock. If you don't have a cock, ask a friend.

I don't care what they say, to me the "third eye" will always mean the butthole.

 

[Dr. Butt]

acks for the ack god
troons for the troon bridge

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Amazing that a thread about war in the Middle East devolves into endorsements of cuckoldry.

The other thread mentioned it, but there was Fuzzy Modem and the time he broke his dick fucking his then wife. More specifically, he caught his foreskin on her panties, tore his frenulum, and argued about going to a doctor and getting it checked out.

So you mean to tell me a bunch of black teenagers wouldn't hold up against a superpowered kung fu alien?

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Epstein Island was Hollywood's version of Epstein Island.

This man got nipple piercings then proceeded to remain topless during healing, including in his bed with presumably unwashed sheets and another tranny pushed up against one, without a care in the world. Not even wearing a bralette while it's torn and routinely seeping. Yet despite this actually seemed to expect everything to work out fine. Surprised his nipples are still leaking from whatever minor infection he's been fighting. He seemed to have some weird form of kink around getting is nipple caught in things and actually kept letting it happen until his piercing nearly destroyed the damn nipple. Couldn't even let it heal and then have his weird caught nipple roleplay afterwards. I don't understand his fucked up porn brain at all.

I really feel like I’ve missed my calling in life. Hey Mi6, I score reaaaaaly high on Machiavellianism, just saying

I will let the fine (real) gentlemen of this thread comment, as I of course am not possessed of a pickle, but I dimly remember from anatomy that it’s not technically impossible but rather difficult to do this and that even a half boner will result in aiming challenges.

"My original surgeon wanted me to come back to Mexico to remove the necrosis at the tip, but I couldn't swing it for several reasons."

I will never get over how casual they are about necrosis.