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[Aunt Carol]

If that's a way of calling Pedro Pascal gay and brown then yes. I agree.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Penis theft panic in Africa reveals Russian propaganda campaign against France

 

[Doxmatix]

I knew I hated him the moment he introduced himself and said "hello" in 20 fucking languages with the smug eyes like congrats I have Duolingo too you fuckwit have a nice yeast infection

I'm almost sure he doesn't know a cucumber is a damn pickle either.

Obese people should be put in hamster wheel turbines to generate clean electricity.

50,000 Syrian refugees came to Canada in the past ten years.

She is the only person to flee Canada and go to Syria.

 

[Hitman One]

"Your penis disappears after a handshake" — this startling claim spread across the Central African Republic in 2024, causing riots and forcing government denials

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

They are also shrivel dicks trying to whiteknight for a tiny whiff of that maple puss, the mussy if you will.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I didn’t think this was a serious matter until I saw the Loki meme.

Nah the whole family is gay, with Nipples Jim being the least gay, and smartest.

 

[Dr. Butt]

His social media accounts contain gay black men kissing, him dressing like a girl, and some other brony shit.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

(A)

fuck why am i learning JUST NOW that my mom is being sued

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Children are cruel and I'm very in touch with my inner child!

A girl is just an idea in a man’s head.

Like, I'm really feeling myself. I'm feeling my body right now. My penis feels amazing. It's blissful. And you just kind of have that feeling take over and you just start vibing with it and you can just see it. The eyes start rolling and the moans come out when dudes get super gooned. It's drooling, tongue out, eyes crossed. Those are some of the attributes I see with gooning hitting that perfect goon state.

 

[.iota.]

Now, stop dodging my question like it's an education.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Guy sucks one dick (FOR DRUGS): proven gay
Woman has sex with 1,000 other women: faking it for attention

It's a preposterous double standard, especially since people who say this never suggest a better way to get drugs

 

[Aunt Carol]

talks about shit and butts twice
doesn't mention bathing once.

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

My race is American, yours is probably Brown.

 

[stupid frog]

Imagine coming to iDubbbz of all fucking people when you need advice about social interaction. From anyone else "only thing you can control is yourself" would be good advice. Coming from the man fleeing from his country because his wife said so, it rings hollow. This fag doesn't even have control over when he is and isn't hungry

 

[neger psykolog]

Her Beezers and a-logs are insane, but are they crazy enough to contact Syrian authorities about her? Are there Syrian authorities? Syria is probably a-log proof.

 

[Cnidarian]

Is he planning on taking a hammer and chisel to his fucking abdomen

 

[Aunt Carol]

*Frank Sinatra voice* back in 2007...it was a very good year...it was a very good year for Fat Girl Angles and emo AMV edits...we'd hide from the lights...watch MTV...when I was 17...

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

Open source niggers piss me off real good.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Imagine how fat one has to be to make public bans over cheese.

Just please don't fuck that poor kitty just pet the kitty enjoy the kitty purrs do not sexually abuse the kitty you evil fucking furfag.

I have no fucking idea if they're still around, or why they haven't killed themselves.

tfw not cool enough to have retards make shit up about me

ferret orgy parties

If you just let them say nigger none of this would have happened

 

[Premium Gonzo]

Anyway, this degenerate faggot should be fucking flayed