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[Super Mario Brothers]

You seem to have a lot of issues with people who are critical of Jewish behavior for a person that isn't Jewish.

Grandfather was a Bolshevik was he? How many Russians did he kill?

 

[Aunt Carol]

Only retards overthink.
Sources: i am retarded

 

[Dr. Butt]

I just received news that a very bothersome man in my life just keeled over and fucking died.

Here’s to 2025!

 

[Sperg Spectating]

You are the definition of gullible retard. I wouldn't even groom you

 

[Dr. Butt]

I reassured him I had not suddenly developed retardation.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Could you explain further? I'd really like to know why you consider that I type as "A DUMB FUCKING NIGGER".

 

[Aunt Carol]

I'm just going to fuck him the butt, I'm not some sort of faggot. If he's cool I might let him be a bro, like hang out, eat pizza and play mario kart type bros.

Ankylosing spondylitis...you're turning into an an ankylosaurus

 

[Dead Lion]

I'm not sharing mine, it's full of Deus Ex savefiles and German midget porn.

 

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

The Mexican Navy crashing a ship into a historic American architectural landmark as a crowd of Arabs in head coverings look on in fear is really indicative of what's become of modern NYC.

 

[Gog & Magog]

Women's suffrage is a direct consequence of men's suffrage, which is a direct result of limited men's suffrage. If men voting were such a good way to govern, then women's suffrage wouldn't have come to pass. The root problem is that we allow unqualified retards (like myself) to determine government policy via popularity contests.

 

[volatile puar]

https://social.treehouse.systems/@ariadne/114756296165448157

imagine spending time whining that i'm a furry because *checks notes* i don't want to deal with a bunch of dipshit anti-vax nazis who want to spend their idle cycles discussing alt-right propaganda just to find out relevant security data

 

[666NASTYFUCKINGFREAK666]

"my goal is to be the sabrina carpenter of hypnokink"

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

a month ago at a party i laid down on the stairs to chill and time-skipped two hours, only when i got home i realised i passed out

 

[Schizoid Wife]

I DO NOT APPRECIATE BEING PSYCHOLOGICALLY TORTURED

 

[Mound Dweller]

say that you're working through a medical journey with suspected heart problems and need some friends to help. And don't mention jews or chemtrails.

 

[Gentlebastard]

How else am I suppose to find an enjoyable novel if the author didn't try to secretly re-introduce wolves to the American South-West.

I'm sure cheap plaster casts aren't properly representative of cute Irish titties. I hope.

i just know, nay, i can visualize the type of BPD woman that wants these
the same type that loves cutesy pastel pink aesthetics while calling herself a sleepy little sensitive angel and then threatens to shank you with her pink pocket knife

if God were Indian the universe wouldn't have lasted 13 seconds much less 13 billion years. The fact that very our existence can be defined by a set of constant unbreakable principles proves no jeets were involved in its creation.

He should just name it "Songs From My Retarded, Gay, Slurping, Drooling, Rat-Faced Criminally Convicted Life."

imagine getting into porn and find out you are doing fight choreography on the first day

Woman just means adult human female, any attenpt to use semantics to insert men in that definition is retarded tranny speak.

He couldn't get laid at the southern border with a fistful of Green Cards.

Yeah no someone needs to keep this crettin away from small dogs, puppies children, women, society & me.

Sounds like a bunch of nobodies to me. They probably don’t even use sex workers to achieve intimacy.

Of course it's the Germans coming up with this. Who else could it be.

Of course my fantasies don't include trannies not existing. That'd be horrible. Who would the Tranny Exterminator Napalm Hellfire Squad (led by yours truly) meticulously hunt down if that were the case?!

 

[Sperg Spectating]

"los de kiwifarms: solo se reproducen groomeando"
(Those from kiwifarms: they only reproduce by grooming)

i have a fear of walmarts

 

[Schizoid Wife]

i have a fear of walmarts

 

[Aunt Carol]

I'm admittedly no neuroscientist, but I suspect people who need to be in the neuro ICU generally aren't in a situation to live tweet for advice on how best to ask to speak to the ICU's manager.

 

[Warai Otoko]

I look forward to seeing what minuscule detail causes autistic outrage in this thread for at least 2 weeks.