random_text.txt

[Y2K Baby]

Karens get the rope too.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Nigga I steal yo camel!

 

[EmpireOfTheClouds]

Shitface Faggot Janet is so UTTERLY OBSESSED with pansy

 

[Twitter Hate Mob]

Well north korea has lower death and infection rates then south korea, where's your capitalism now?

 

[Army Burger]

When you have to use the ghost of hitler to justify hating on some stupid shipping, you know you hit rock botton.

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

Hello from the Arby’s siiiiiiiiide
I must’ve farted a thousand tiiiiiiiiimes

What Chantal says. -vs-
What Chantal really means.


“I was diagnosed with binge eating disorder.”
I diagnosed myself with Google.

“My family did an intervention.”
Grandma has enough of paying for my binges.

“I’m going to an ED clinic.”
I’m going to Arby’s.

“I will keep the ED treatment private.”
There is no ED treatment.

“I’m not gonna do mookbongs anymore.”
I’m gonna still pig out on the daily but not in front of the camera.

“Hee hee!”
Hee hee.

She will eat in a house, she will eat with a mouse, she will eat in a box, she will eat with a fox; she will eat here or there, she will eat anywhere.

“HEY GUYS HEY GUYS HEY HEYYYY, so um, yeah um this is the casket I got for my funeral next year, ummm, it’s black, it’s very um, shiny and like, made of wood. Um, so it’s like, it’s a double...it’s an extra queen size, so that’s like...that’ll be good, but I’m thinking I will definitely slim down by next year, um, drop some weight, at least fifty pounds, so I may actually get a smaller casket than this one because like I’m really gonna get serious about getting the smaller, uh, the regular queen size casket.

But today I’m doing a McDonald’s mukbang and like I KNOW I have to lose the weight for the funeral, but this is sort of a last....um, like after this I won’t be able to eat McDonald’s again ever, cuz I’ll be dead, knowwhatImean?? So I just need this one last...one last...five Big Macs...*bag rustling*...and I got all my sauces, yeah...so I can sort of um, get it out of my system and then really like, commit to getting into shape for the smaller casket.

I dunno what I’ll do with the bigger casket I just bought. Probably save it for later for Bibi.”

 

[Army Burger]

Stories like this are the reason I enjoy eating at the various 1000 degree pizza restaurants that were cropping up, assembling a pizza from ingredients you can see a la Subway, and cooking that pie in 2 minutes via a superoven that Haephestus would be proud of. You get to see the whole process and tastes great. The preppers will even arrange your toppings if you ask nice into smiley faces or swastikas or whatnot.

The poll is missing the "anally raped by gay black men" which I thought was the cornerstone of the american justice system.
Not a lawyer though.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

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[Army Burger]

I like him better when he's seeking the anus of Trent.

I heard she had her vocal chords transplanted to her colon so she would be able to talk out her ass on social media.

Those underage girl boobs aren't going to bounce without physics.

 

[Twitter Hate Mob]

Wake up sheeple, the government cant tell when you can or cant eat ass.

 

[Pissmaster]

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Kiwifarms plans merchandise blitz selling T-shirts and a shock and awe campaign affixing stickers to college campuses in the United States.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Well, we are living in the dystopian globohomo society, where trannies are celebrated and not drowned in the bogs as they ough to.

Got to love a good Tacitus Germania reference.

https://facultystaff.richmond.edu/~wstevens/history331texts/barbarians.html
https://web.archive.org/web/2020010...edu/~wstevens/history331texts/barbarians.html

The Assembly is competent also to hear criminal charges, especially those involving the risk of capital punishment. The mode of execution varies according to the offence. Traitors and deserters are hanged on trees; cowards, shirkers, and sodomites are pressed down under a wicker hurdle into the slimy mud of a bog. This distinction in the punishments is based on the idea that offenders against the state should be made a public example of, whereas deeds of shame should be buried out of men's sight.

 

[Army Burger]

"Ha! Got ya guys! I was only pretending to be exceptional! You should see the look on your faces! I'mma go back to jerking off to Turbo in Wreck-it Ralf. See ya, virgins!"

Less than 2 weeks from butthole and pussy flashing to fapping pictures.

 

[stupid fuck]

 

[that jerk over there]

If a troon's stink ditch smells like fish it's trich

How many times am I going to have to state that we must enact Sharia Law today?

I never wanted to punch a paragraph of text before.

C'mon man, there are better ways to self harm than whoring yourself out to a grown man who wears diapers. Like putting cigarettes out on yourself.

 

[HumanHive]

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But not seriously evil? Or credibly evil?
Well, that's a relief.

 

[Antipathy]

At first they’re all like ‘lol only faggy poofcunts are afraid of getting a little poop in their mouths.’

But then ‘hurr durr not the Cleveland steamer!’

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Lots of good lines in here:

(Source: Male General)

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Because white knighting a shitty prostitute is more important than ending racism