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[Army Burger]

John has a lot of balls saying this considering he cut them off.

"I'll never see any actual people or trains. My life is over"

If this woman skips breakfast then I have a 20 inch dink

Chris probably hates nazis because he thinks they had larger ding dongs or something.

"We must secure the existence of our lesbians and a future for lesbian children"

Once Nancy inserts the horse cock fully I'm hoping for a massive gin-fuelled chimpout.

Hitler isn't acceptable but Ted Bundy is

When you gaze too long into The MovieBob, The MovieBob will gaze back into you...

Can't people tell each other to KYS faggot on the internet anymore without someone bursting into tears? Fuck me humanity is piss weak these days.

 

[A Grey Cat]

I've had to change three sets of clothes including a mask at one point.

mentioned this when I was shadowing Chris at brony con 2019, they were purley to be in cognitio.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Covid-19 has also negatively affected the practice of cuckoldry

 

[Army Burger]

What is she holding there, her extra chromosome certificate?

"hm yes my post needs to be in arial" t. fag

based skizophrenic authoring essays on kf

And naturally the Dad is put into a dress

 

[Tikbalang]

Where are the comics?

 

[Army Burger]

She has surpassed Amberlynn levels of trolling with those boat tarp panties.

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

Personally, I think more amphetamines are the answer.

But the Raven, sitting lonely on the placid bust, spoke only
That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour.
Nothing farther then he uttered—not a feather then he fluttered—
Till I scarcely more than muttered “Other friends have flown before—
On the morrow he will leave me, as my Hopes have flown before.”
Then the bird said,

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Cenk is a fucking Nazi, and not even the funny kind. I have always hated this fucking guy. He has been so obviously fake his entire career. He started his career in the libtardsphere as a centrist who was barely concealing the fact he was just basically a fucking Republican. Then he went on, denying the Armenian genocide, being an obvious turkroach, and just generally a piece of shit, and then went full woke. He doesn't even believe any of that shit. He changes his political opinions more often than his underwear. The filthy, smelly Turk.
REMOVE KEBAB remove kebab you are worst turk. you are the turk idiot you are the turk smell. return to croatioa. to our croatia cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,bosnia we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole turk stink bosnia sqhipere shqipare..turk genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead turk..ahahahahahBOSNIA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ww2 .albiania we kill the king , albania return to your precious mongolia….hahahahaha idiot turk and bosnian smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE KEBAB FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. russia+usa+croatia+slovak=kill bosnia…you will ww2/ tupac alive in serbia, tupac making album of serbia . fast rap tupac serbia. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tupac… you are ppoor stink turk… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt

tupac alive numbr one #1 in serbia ….fuck the croatia ,..FUCKk ashol turks no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the turk farm aminal with rap magic now we the serba rule .ape of the zoo presidant georg bush fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and bosnia wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. serbia greattst countrey

"Mom, have you seen my cat ears and programming socks?"

This will never not make me laugh, it will always make me feel better about whatever else is happening in the world or my personal life. Kevin lopped his junk off to live on an alpaca farm in southern Colorado. I'm doing well.

 

[Army Burger]

Twitter really is an egalitarian place, both extremely online men and women collect mental illnesses AND fetishes with the same average of success.

So he crapped himself as a high schooler and made his grandma wipe his ass. DAMN.

I have no dick and I must tweet.

I have no idea if I have any scrotum skin tags. Nor do I have any interest in whether I have any scrotum skin tags. What am I, a scrotum model?

translation: the internet has terminal autism. many such cases.

 

[Hecate]

I'm throwing a vote in for literally anything @formershroomeryuser says

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Pfffffft. Like pozzy-bear or the gift givers tell the truth when they donate every 2 weeks.

Trying to imagine how airborne anal ebola would spread. Does it just fly up exposed buttholes?

this is seriously peak Karen. Somebody needs to lock up the franzia in South Dakota.

 

[Thornforg]

Its like Tinkerbell herself fucking flew in some old ass Bernie Sanders looking guys lungs and released the swine flu.

 

[formershroomeryuser]

The truth shall set ye free.

Those facts seem to change every 5 minutes anyway. The truth is fairly hard to come by these days. Flying to never never land may find some clarity.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

Nothing worst then a shut in hypochondriac homophobe who hasn't left his house in 4 months criticising bored nurses in empty hospitals for "not quarantining enough" while advertising themself on Tinder for a quick ass pounding constantly mad at the internet because Trump will get credit for cleaning this up while Bernie Sanders loses most of the votes.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Those underage girl boobs aren't going to bounce without physics.

If you're going to be a sadistic murderer, how exactly is it fun if people just stand still in place? Some people freeze up but it's more fun if they struggle or run away, that adds challenge and a murder spree isn't fun without some challenge.

 

[Army Burger]

McDonald's explains how to make their famous BIG, BLACK DICK using two ingredients

 

[Wendy Carter]

If you're going to be a sadistic murderer, how exactly is it fun if people just stand still in place? Some people freeze up but it's more fun if they struggle or run away, that adds challenge and a murder spree isn't fun without some challenge.

Don't take this post out of context.

 

[Army Burger]

Imagine white knighting for DSP AND Hilter on the Internet.

I could see Rusty smelling like earwax.
Russ is the Unabomber of talent.

"I'm sitting on a landmine of talent"

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Oh what a poor baby, her parents made fun of her Yugioh/Clay Aiken obsession that had her writing smutty fanfics about Bakura plowing Clay in the ass.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

The only totalitarian regime Trump is planning is over @tuscangarder 's butthole

Lets be real here, Trump would never be epic enough to pull such a gamer move.

OP is an overly dramatic fattie and I would not have sex with their math homework.

LUCIAN K. TRUSCOTT IV
(Greenwich Village, 1972)
Wrote About Psychadelic Facism

 

[Dork Of Ages]

What if I told you that you reported your rape to your rapist?

Let's all take a look in the mirror and speak our mantra; repeat after me everyone: kill yourself.