random_text.txt

[Superman93]

"Staff did nothing, so I made a bigger deal on other threads to get the message out. If Null and staff won’t stand up for me, I’ll do it myself."
This has to be random.txt. I fuckin demand it to be.

 

[Y2K Baby]

Virtually everything this gargantuan exceptional individual says is random_text.txt worthy.

Relatable.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

I wouldn't be too surprised if you semi-regularly shit yourself at Costco.

There aren't any Costcos anywhere near where I live but keep going off if it makes you feel better.

 

[Y2K Baby]

You are low-tier.

 

[Yuusha-sama]

[...] and why you're not likely to see my girlfriend on camera, and will never see her daughter.

lmao, we got our own boulder king now.

 

[Army Burger]

In trans-world BBC stands for Big Black Clit.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

stop rating my posts deviant!! thats deviant

my gf is shy, she doesnt like her skull being pictured. at least i think shes my gf, i think it was from a male corpse. oops

i have seen that legendary skull fucking post before lol, masturbated to it 5 times a day once

 

[Army Burger]

can’t forget the infamous bone titties

They went out of their way to give a skeleton titties just to say he wants to cut them off

Fucking incredible

How can an obese child molester be so freaking BORING?

 

[MediocreMilt]

WHY don't you SHUT THE FUCK UP you worthless cunt. It's you assholes that get people KILLED. This is what I do for a living you worthless shit. The equipment I that I have used to clean up areas where people HAVE DIED CAN KILL THE LIVING.

 

[Army Burger]

The Eternal Simpshine of the Cucked Mind.

 

[TV's Adam West]

I will stomp you niggas's skulls into the fucking dirt before you control my fucking website.

kill yourself

I clicked the first link and did NOT expect "thats the vagina" within the first second. Great find, guys.

Null, fix your goddamn website.

That's not shitposting. That's abuse.

 

[Fish face tuna lad]

From Alex Leal's thread

"So don't, don't test me, is essentially what I'm saying. I'm really not in the mood for it tonight, or any night"

 

[Army Burger]

From Alex Leal's thread

"So don't, don't test me, is essentially what I'm saying. I'm really not in the mood for it tonight, or any night"

Needs more lisping

Nah, even pedo priests have some standards.

Yeah, I'm not buying a t shirt from a bunch of faggots who have a thread on me while locking down my account from me posting and putting faggy shitty names on it.

Ur moms a lolcow an I tard cum her every night with my penis, how does this make you feel whyte boy?

"throw me off of a balcony like one of your Chinese bitches."

That hairline is higher than Snoop Dogg, fuck me.

I thought the Russians were baste and redpilled.

And here I was thinkin we were all part of the same happy alt-right incel neo nazi conspiracy family

"We must secure a future for our catboys and middle-school jailbait IG pages"

 

[Return of the Freaker]

REDDIT: Coronavirus is Making Cuckoldry More Difficult

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/reddit-coronavirus-is-making-cuckoldry-more-difficult.68052/

 

[Army Burger]

With an ass that fat, you're visible from satellite

the only thing you have training in is bad Sanic fanfiction and pretending to be a black trans woman online.

 

[It's HK-47]

You mean how is it that the broken-clock autistic troon horsefucker is actually right about something, for a change?

I dunno. The PhDs I've corresponded with seemed to think I was on the right track.

 

[Army Burger]

Kirby is Genderfluid, you bigot!

There's nothing more erotic than the sound of a broken toilet

"How dare you tell people that I banged a dog? THINK OF THE CHILDREN!"

what the fuck is "environmental racism"? Are the trees shouting "nìgger" at black people?

"I am a marginalized peepeepoopoosexual who's also part cat demon, satanist, anarchist and the fuck buddy of gay cannibal Jeffrey Dahmer and pedophile rapist murderer Richard Ramirez.

"Why do Trump's Chosen People have big noses?"
"Because air is free."

Why was her right eye twitching several times, while simulating Humpty Dumpty's orgasm? @3:50

Is Boris going to dies that's all I want to know

The gay furry christian anime was a sham? Color me shocked.

People can sell dildos shaped like horse cocks.... Kids can get sex change surgeries without parents' permission... but if you sell kiwi merch you get shut down.

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT.

 

[Cryonic Haunted Bullets]

Well people call me racist because I refer to fat blacks Jemima's. This is no different.

It's like Wednesday Addams on fucking HGH

 

[Army Burger]

How come she wasnt raised by her grandparents like all the other mutts?

But what if I told you the sausage is VEGAN, check-mate fatty.

he claimed to be so perfect, when his acne came to light, he damage controlled by saying it was just "kendo scars".

I'm oppressed because someone called my elf in WoW gay.

Please donate to my kickstarter. Allah bless you.

 

[LTO Data Cartridge]