random_text.txt

[Spooky Bones]

If Batman were real, he'd have a Kiwifarms thread.

 

[Army Burger]

Is no one going to mention that the ribcage on the shirt of the cahracter she drew looks like a giant trans colored dick?

 

[MediocreMilt]

If Batman were real, he'd have a Kiwifarms thread.

I mean https://kiwifarms.net/threads/batman.25400/

 

[Dork Of Ages]

If history has taught me anything, it's that the powers that be do not want me to give null money

We aren't even that bad why does everyone hate us

Because you're a group of crazy conspiracy theorists and racists who should be lined up and shot to death.

 

[Cryonic Haunted Bullets]

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women only love their children because during childbirth when the babys head crowns the vagina, its the hardest a wonamn will ever cum in her life, womens narassism[sic] knows no bounds. the only thing they truly love is satan

 

[Army Burger]

"LADYDICKSINMENTRUATIONHUTSISAHUMANRIGHT!"

Oh, stewardess? I speak troon.

"We met for a weekend sexcapade and adventure romp with an expensive Chicago hotel, where my intention was to find a woman to latch onto for financial purposes so I didn't need to work. But she wasn't very attractive, and I'm not that into women, so I couldn't get it up. She was also really bitter about men because of her ex-husband, so I realized I could make her think my lack of attraction was the classic 'it's not you, it's me' by identifying as a trans lesbian. I wasn't having trouble getting it up for her, it's just because my penis was never meant to be there. By the time she realized all I wanted in bed was to be fucked in the ass by penises, I'd already gotten her brainwashed enough to accept that this was part of a legitimate lesbian sexuality."

In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because i do porn with my body. But because, I do porn with my mind.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

They seem pretty smug about kale for two dumbasses who just seconds ago called a turnip a mushroom.

 

[Army Burger]

So he gave himself dog balls in addition to the human balls attached to the dick?

Everyone has to resemble an inbred Filipino with birth deformities and dyed hair or else it just wouldn't be diverse enough.

Also her dad looks like Jimmy Saville if he ran a funeral home

Six dollar CVS pussy improvement pills would be like trying to cure Coronavirus with a nice glass of orange juice.

Theres like thousands of drawings of meg griffin that people masturbate too.

"I'm such a feminist I only watch lesbian porn"

 

[Cucks cucks cuck's cucks]

"To fully reap the benefits of the smart toilet, users must make their peace with a camera that scans their anus," Stanford's press release says.

Can we put that in random.txt please?

 

[Clown Baby]

You know exactly what you’re doing. You’re fucking leading me on, you nitwit.

 

[Army Burger]

Looks like Kevin's dildo finally came in. Look at the size of that thing.

 

[that jerk over there]

I know, but I like the feel of a nice hardcover. There's just something about having a big, beefy book in your hands that is like nothing else.

 

[Army Burger]

Why is this terrorist already not in Guantanamo, getting his nipples electrocuted?

 

[It's HK-47]

No, no, no, no, no. You misunderstand completely.

I don't want to fuck the pony. I want to be the pony.

This guy is the best weirdo I've seen on here for years.

 

[Clown Baby]

I'm sure with everyone being quarantined, both cishet and fags are engaging in a lot of sodomy.

 

[JoyQ]

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He's making his dreams come true, if you are wondering.

Can we get a “I don’t do porn with my body I do it with my mind”

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Male General strikes again:

 

[MediocreMilt]

I put a fart warning on the videos that contain my back end blowouts out of courtesy for those who are grossed out by air biscuits. I keep em in occasionally because they make me laugh. Thanks guys! Xo

 

[soft kitty]

This guy is the best weirdo I've seen on here for years.

LMAO that is an amazing quote.

 

[Army Burger]

gunna go lick the underside of some toilets for Instagram clout. Brb.

How drunk do you have to be to unironically cry over Starship Troopers?

I wish God would send him a Cease and Desist for these bible hot takes

Scissoring isn't a thing... if your fupa is in the way.

According to my mom, giving birth to me was like taking a really big poop.