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[CockPockets]

You would have shut up and taken that grooming

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

“Is there such a thing as [NORMAL SEXUAL ACTIVITY], but [THINGS GO UP MY ASS] instead?”

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Don't suffer the indignity of a bent, left-leaning libtard cock.

 

[Bionicle of War]

The chinese are also eusocial insects that live together in a nest with an egg-laying queen and non-reproducing workers that specialize in different tasks, such as assembling iPhones and urinatating in caffeinated beverages.

Surprised it wasn't in here already.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

"I wanted to talk about death, not sex, not masturbating." -Stephanie Cianfriglia

 

[Dork Of Ages]

Ever heard of general butt-naked and his drag queen killer squad of child soldiers?

Best to go all in and create a genderswap DLC for each character. I want my gayboy Elon and his pregnant boyfriend to get killed by a feminine man.

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Sitting in the middle of my floor drinking on unshaken orange juice... I got an anti trans terrorist group coming after me.

KiwiFarms is the opposite of the furry fandom and KiwiFarmers are the opposite of me.

People in the fandom, who I've known for years were told "Khord Kitty is a pedophile!". Now a friendship is destroyed because they had no awareness that KiwiFarms was simply a group of lying psychotic, evil slandering cyberbulling incels.

This 47 pages of my facebook conversations, twitter posts, website-watches, and text messages all prove, without a shadow of a doubt, I pass the test of being the this forums chief arbiter of morality, ethics, and legality.

If you really want to troll good, study the works of one of the greatest insult comedians of all time: Yucko the Clown.

Original post has more great quotes.

 

[Antipathy]

Don’t do it, bro.

Save your brain cells.

Well, surely you've heard of the guy who faps to floor tiles.

In the Facebook offices, no one can hear you do anything but scream.

You can't just sidle on up to her and bluntly ask for feet pics, you gotta ease them into it first.

Boy I hope the FBI doesn't see this post where I say Every member of Congress should be tarred and feathered because half of them are commies who want to bring back the Soviet Union and the other half are a bunch of AIPAC whores who want to turn the United States of America into a colony of the Nation of Israel. The also pretend to bicker about immigration and gun control even though they'll come together with an amazing sense of bipartizanship every time a piece of legislation crosses their desks to destroy our civil liberties. Every one of these things are treasonous whores. Not people, things. Things that happen to be whores who hate the American people. Oh and fuck the Federal Bureau of Investigation and every member of the Department of Justice. Traitors one and all, every single one of you.

Oh my God I am so sorry I wrote so much I'm baked

Because the FBI has shown itself to be completely untrustworthy. And liars. If we followed Sharia law (Inshallah) the word of an FBI Agent should count less then a woman, a whore, or worse, an actor.

Take the black pill, don't vote at all, sit out and laugh at the normies that do vote and laugh at the side that loses and seethes.

True.

But when you have a choice between a murderer and a rapist, does evil even exist anymore?

I'm honestly beyond sick of going to a voting booth to decide whether I want to get kicked in the shins or kicked in the balls.

 

[Jack Awful]

I don’t think it’s possible to deny the concept of original sin after discovering the human race is not only capable of creating and enjoying shrek porn, but also capable of unironically acting it out in real life.

 

[Antipathy]

They forgot to count Islamic incels, especially during their month-long bomb-a-thon, Ramadan.

I thought it was okay for them to call us gamers as long as they didn't use the hard-r...

so you're saying in 10 years the australian government will be forced to sign a peace treaty with some kind of incel liberation army?

For the same reason that people wear jewelry, except that in this case the jewelry can be fucked and pissed in.

Someone hasn't heard of Designer Anal Beads then lol
It's like a necklace but for your bunghole

El Goblino...

Santa Maria, por favor libranos de la oscuridad de El Abominacion y las garras de La Creatura y EL Americano.

Amen

Kavanaugh got #MeJewed by (((Hollywood))).

Ah... this year's salty journo tears harvest will be a memorable one for sure.

Huh. I’d assume most people working at Facebook would consider the CP one of the job perks.

Yes I can see she's an eternal loli and possibly has fetal alcohol syndrome. It amuses me to no end how much environment loli angers people so much by doing so little

 

[Spidersforfriends]

My disgust is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

 

[The Pink Panther]

well if you guys want to know whats gay and whats very gay on the gay scale i can teach you

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

"I have also encountered Hillary Clinton, who had with her a Thermite welder, and a man to operate it, it was used to heat up a red hot poker within just a few seconds. That was more than ten years ago, and is the reason she has a hole in hole in her tongue." -Kelly Karl Sleight

 

[TV's Adam West]

I hate the stupid cunts who give this fuck money every day more than I hate him.

Brianna Wu is a good person, she's inspirational.

I think Mexican wizard has a fetish for ghetto bathrooms and shit.

This is the sandiest vagina I've ever seen.

We're starting to rise up if big guns like Sony are coming for the Farms.

 

[Jack Awful]

I won't claim to have a huge dick, 16cm/14cm is average though and now I feel like a dumb shit for biting this bait.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

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HE LITERALLY GOT KICKED OFF OF 8CHAN ADMIN FOR BEING A PEDOPHILE

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its called "Deviantart" just browsing favorite animators and then it hits like a brick to the dick

 

[Army Burger]

All of this recent fitness and dieting stuff is just an empty gesture that allows her to daydream of getting railed by a black gentleman in a luxurious hotel room.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

So nothing Biden does is considered weird to them, i know come September if im still around, ill be showing up to black areas in a biden mask groping their women and touching their hair.

 

[Army Burger]

He may look like a fat tard and talk like a fat tard but don't let that fool you. He really is a fat tard.

It's like if John Wayne Gacy and Ted Bundy were a married gay couple and created this thing in a lab with the sole intention of setting it loose upon the rest of humanity.

"I just want to be myself and be true to myself."

She says this as if farting, shitting your pants, and stuffing your face for money are fucking personality traits! It's hysterical.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Every time this thread rises from the grave I say a silent prayer that it's to report that Dylan is dead and every time I'm disappointed.

 

[SIGSEGV]

> le six-year notepad++ face