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[Marshal Mannerheim]

Now they have to suffer several more days of looking down and seeing an oppressive penis attached to them. Oh the horror!

 

[Antipathy]

MY ARMOR IS AUTISM
MY SHIELD IS THE QUIXOTIC MEDALLION
MY SWORD IS MY PEE PEE
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IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR
LET NONE SURVIVE​

I want to get off Mr. Hitler's Wild Ride.

 

[Haffhart]

Rosie also hates the magical Jews so she's based as fuck.

 

[verygayFrogs]

I am the Cheese.

Does that wolf have tits?

That’s Beto (O’Rourke), the Transracial Mexican

We need a transportation secretary that eats cum and fucks ass and takes dick and gets bukkaked.

With Krispy kreme doughnuts returning to stores why would you buy anything else if you wanted something with a cream filling?

Urine is for tanning animal hide the ye olde fashioned way, not drinking

But hey, you think that's bad? Hollywood people like to use a type of expensive treatment for their aging skin which involves special injections...made from baby foreskins

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

@verygayFrogs
If Robert Francis O'Rourke is a Mexican because he was friends with Mexicans, by that logic I'm a Nigerian and a Muslim.

Now, where can I go get my reparations?

 

[Dork Of Ages]

"Watch out Danielle Steel, Here Comes Lou Gagliardi"

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

>be autistic
>shit up threads with unfunny off-topic shitposts
>get threadbanned for it
>after the threadban gets lifted, do the exact same thing that got you threadbanned in the first place
>get a warning and get autobanned for it
>suddenly the entire forum demands for you to be unbanned
>get unbanned, go back to shitting up the same thread like a total sperg
>get permabanned for being a total retard
>migrate to Onion Farms to sperg in a circlejerk about how bad Null and his jannies are

Every single fucking time.

 

[Antipathy]

Moral of the story: Delete your nudes

You asshoes want a war? Is this what I am hearing? well either way, congratulations you just got one, buckle up buttercup, it's time to die!

 

[Local Fed]

He looks like harry potter in a wig. The polyjuice potion didn't last long.

 

[AMHOLIO]

In this thread, we learn that being a complete retard turns your temporary ban into a permanent one.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Bitch, you show your butthole for pocket change to strangers. The fuck you think they'd respect you? The one asset you have is being a young female, neither of which parts are actually your achievements. At least trust fund babies are rare enough to be noteworthy; there are millions of pudgy twenty-something e-whores who could actually use the exercise that comes from streetwalking. Either do something so batshit that it's worth paying for, like reverse birthing an entire watermelon or juggling funkopops with just your buttcheeks, or develop an actual skill. If you had a dad, he would have told you this by now.

 

[AsianChris]

"My gf and me dressed my penis as a pirate and hung it. Pretty awesome. Having surgery in some hours..."

 

[Sage In All Fields]

Bad Apple is the greatest artistic achievement of the 21st century

 

[Wooden Spoon]

It rubs the Zesty on it's skin or else it gets the Peetz again.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

the ultimatum: “Lizzy, you have to choose this marriage or cannabis!!”

And what did I say evvveery time, Jack?

I CHOOSE WEED. God, you are PATHETIC.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

We can't expect God to do all the work.

 

[Souroti]

"""hold the vaginal VAULT open using WOODEN STICKS."""

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

'sir did you put this pile of snow here?'
'no officer. that's my neighbor's snow. after all it's on his property and it just recently snowed'

 

[Zero Day Defense]

God, I love bunnies

 

[Jah Hates Kaffirs]

From the TNO Thread:

"The site’s reputation speaks for itself: this is a site that intentionally attempts to cause as much misery as possible to people for the sole benefit of entertainment."

"I spent a long time immersed in the #chan culture of the late 00s/early 10s, and I know what it’s really like. I saw the very beginning of hellholes like Kiwifarms, and I know what they’re made of."

"as for claims of Leadership Struggle or Purges that the Kiwifarms and other respectable folks like to cycle, they are simply untrue, and have no evidence but the fantasies of some random nazis to back them."