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[Marshal Mannerheim]

virtual dial-a-snail

 

[Antipathy]

At least with Russian Roulette, when you lose, you die.

You start by mixing vinegar & bleach at a 2:1 ratio, then shut the door and turn the fan off.

If you're feeling brave, with a quick google search you'll find a video of girl-dick meeting man-vagina. Be warned: it's very disturbing.

On the inside you might be a big titty anime girl, but on the outside you are Kevin James. That's life, deal with it.

Imagine being a woman fighting for women's rights and equality only to be dominated by a man who claims to be a woman because "they said so."

When trannies talk, words don't come out. All you hear is the deafening hiss of the infinite and unappeasable hell-void that lives inside them.

Sure, is your phone number still 1-800-DUMB-FAG?

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

@Dr W did you just submit your own quote?

 

[Antipathy]

@Dr W did you just submit your own quote?

Yes, what are you going to do about it?

Also, for quote consideration:

did you just submit your own quote?

 

[AMHOLIO]

"See a ton of tard dicks online. Aint going to find a better judge. Throw me a 20$ and let's roll."

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Anyone who unironically uses the term ”Holohoax” has voluntarily given up his right to be taken seriously.

 

[No. 7 cat]

Our live, our soul to CWC!

 

[Lame Entropy]

"We can remain retarded for longer than they can stay solvent."

I think this moment in history needs to be commemorated.

 

[Bongocat]

"We can remain retarded for longer than they can stay solvent."

I think this moment in history needs to be commemorated.

maybe, but it's not really our quote. Feels a bit like stolen valor.

 

[biggest big boy]

pls

 

[Lapis Lazuli]

Can't help but wonder what it must feel like to have gay sex with someone you knew as kindergartners. How many little kids from way back when even knew what being gay was?

Congratulations to @FuckedUp for coming out to the Farms as a man.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

You either need to start washing your hands after you wipe other people's asses, or find and apologize to the gypsy you pissed off. That is an abnormal amount of food poisoning by any metric.

Get the fuck out of this thread. The fuck are you fags doing, suck eachother off in some other bathroom.
We talk about am hole here.

See this is what happens when Kev-Kev takes a break from twitter. Chaos. Am hole, please return!

 

[Friendly Primarina]

It be quite the shame if that server got deleted one of these days and you all didn't get your precious content.

 

[Assman]

ISIS: you lose. San Diego kicked your ass and all you got was this lousy wetbacked Bringlish faggot in a Dark Crystal T-shirt returning home in a coffin with a SAILOR MOON sticker on top.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

@Assman

Person of Interest gonna Person of Interest.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Alrighty! I have a full bag of Shoe nudes. Now we just need the Venti shoe to drop. Soon guys, I can feel it. New content is on the horizon.

Why did you collect Shoe nudes, and why do you want Venti ones?

 

[Friendly Primarina]

ALL I WANTED WERE PICTURES OF VILLAGER TOEBEANS (I meant like the actual little circles on the bottom of their in game sprite feet, I'm not a complete fucking deviant)

 

[Zero Day Defense]

It was illegal to be a nigger in Oregon until 1963.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

Seriously, FREAK — you’ve been behaving as if you had a GOLDEN TOENAIL and just kept firing AK-47 rounds into it over and over because MICK owns it.

who SIRED your bunghole, Jack? it was that Arab bitch from La Jolla, wasn’t it? the astrologer who gave you his card?

 

[AMHOLIO]

Are you suggesting Jim growing tits will bring Roko's Basilisk upon us and that's the bright side of this whole situation?