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[KiwiFuzz]

We take every farmer and put them in bed with Null's daughter.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

If you are butthurt by the Kiwi Farms, quit coming to the Kiwi Farms.

Its an esoteric form of shitpost.

Imagine being the mutated soy creature who wrote up this disingenuous article for minimum wage. What a faggy little scrivener.

Kiwi Farms hates neo-Nazi's.

shit yourself and do nothing

Will single-handedly killing every single transgender person in the world and I for one am proud to be part of the Auntie tranny death squads coordinated by one Joshua, move from Siberia
We will not stop
Heil Joshua Conner Moon Heil are people
Heil kiwi

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Topical realties? Like the fact the showrunner is an abusive prick writing stories about abused women? And hey, listen, I get it, Joss. Sometimes you do just want to backhand a bitch but don't pretend to be a feminist while you're wiping her blood off your alumni rings.

Reddit is a cancer upon mankind. My only hope is that when the apocalypse starts, they suffer the most.

Alright, I think we the readers of this thread can all chip in and buy it. I've got about $0.25 CAD. That's like half right?

Don't know, I'm not arguing legalities, I'm arguing whatd make me laugh.

The Japanese don't have standards

I hit like on you cause I'm not sure what the right reaction sticker is for horrified laughter.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Thread was created in 2015 and got to three pages, looks like nobody cared enough to dox him before now. Guy failed at everything, even being a lolcow.

You have to say 'mama's milkies' when you're asking to nurse. If you say 'Claire's milkies', that will just sound gross and perverted.

Rule number 4: Don't clamp your clam on the crazy.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

To be fair, a bidet truly is a game changer.

They've also been trying to expand into the streaming space by sponsoring streamers, but that's also gone nowhere. All they got was a bunch of sexual misconduct scandals.

Jeremy killed himself after being told by one of the founders (It's unknown who) that muscle shirts and getting drunk isn't a personality.

What New Age shit is that?

Yeah but what about your dumb cat named after that thing retards used when they couldn't ride a bike.

My theory is that he's a sadist and this is cheaper than hiring a woman to put your nuts in a ball trap and zap em.

And all this time I thought it was James May.

RT is so dull people are more interested in talking about DnD. It’s like a best of the worst episode.

DSP will outlive them all.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I'm just some faggot with a cat avatar laughing at the life of a slack faced retard.

Can we please get "can't get laid in a whorehouse" added into his thread title?

Bless you hookers. You’re truly doing God’s work.

We should have hired hookers years ago.

 

[NyQuilninja]

i cut off my pendulous, flappy pussy meat and then made a roast beef sandwich

I might be remembering wrong, but I thought it was the other way around.
The X-32 was the better vertical lifter, but would have suffered from agility issues thanks to that massive "mouth" of a frontal intake, and less wing loading capacity compared to those stub wings.

Basically the X-32 would have just been Harrier 2.0, while the F-35 was trying to simultaneous be the Harrier, F-22 and F-16 all at once.

I wish I could make this screen-width, rainbow, flashing/blinking text.

ANTHONY FAUCI LIED UNDER OATH. THERE ARE NO DEPTHS TO WHICH HE WILL NOT PLUNGE TO LIE TO YOU.

Looks legit. Norm fingered my asshole once and I smiled the same way.

IIRC, LaVeyan Satanism is just Ayn Rand in a goat mask.

Listen, fat. Nice tiddies.

I expected to see mournful tits, not a bolted-on uniboob.

Horton Hears a Simp

Why are they all monkeys instead of beautiful white female humans?
Was the theme bestiality?

It it involves my ass, I'm going to pass.

How do you say (or type/spell) "You get what you fucking deserve!" in Hangook?

Soros and the cia should be sent to a black site and executed

The tolerant and loving progressive left seem to engage in a very high amount of elderly murder.

 

[Meat Target]

On a scale of one to god damn, how hard did your dick get when Hilldawg said she always has hot sauce in her purse?

 

[DerKryptid]

Marsha Fitzgerald
Business Manager
Nikocado Avocado, LLC

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Godzilla must have a huge cock. Imagine shoving that in the anus of Trent

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I'm not a court of law and can come to whatever knee-jerk conclusion I want.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I'm beginning to fucking hate myself because of how much effort I feel like I need to put into to say "Jesus fucking christ, just stop"

My wife has cancer but I cried more when the dog deepthroated our favorite fake dick.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

 

[Lemmingwise]

If this is made into random.txt I will die a happy Kiwi.

 

[Hitman One]

Whoever markets an all-tranny boxing match/UFC would make literal elephant racks overnight. We can call it Tuesday Night Sissy Fight.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Dirty hands of magma typed this post

 

[Monolith]

That person is definitely a tranny, but I think what you circled isn't their balls, but the tub drain.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

where there's lube and mania, there's a way.

This has turned into a fucked up Peter Pan LARP, but the Lost Boys and Wendy/Tinkerbell are 'gender bent'. "I Won't Grow Up" is their theme song.

 

[Kabuki Actor]

Also who names their kitten "Foucault?" It should be considered animal abuse to name pets after 20th century continental French philosophers.

His whole story revolves around getting the fuck away from the sun.

He's probably a fat fuck, so it'd be more like a word pizza.

 

[Troonologist PhD]

"rape is a great guy"