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[Sleazy Car Salesman]

>assuming plants gender

wow ok TERF

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I still have barely any clue who this woman is besides a professional nigger but god damn she is a fuck ugly alien.

The day I learned about Yakub was one of the funniest days of my life, made only funnier when I learned that there are people who actually believe this stupid shit.

Maybe they're trying for a paralympics tie in, what with all the speds on camera

As for nose rings, couldn't give a shit. They're edgy but hardly offensive, pretty much the way of saying "yeah I'm kind of badass on tumblr" without getting something really stupid like ear gauges or a videogame tattoo.

Who hasn't almost been killed by an older brother? Not my younger siblings, that's for sure. We definitively found out my youngest brother is allergic to bee stings after I smashed a jar of bees next to his head.

Why do all these trannies look like the life got sucked out of their eyes?

 

[Positron]

Confession of a dogfucker:

I was left with this pretty typical looking, but nearly priapistic choad that drove me nuts from the time i was about ten, demanding blood and a warm wet orifice to be pumped in and out of.

 

[SCSI]

If macaroni and cheese came out of my natural physiology I'd eat it every day. But since I have to go all the way downstairs to the supermarket to get it it's usually only like six days a week.

 

[DerKryptid]

In arabic and syriac being referenced to as a kurd is considered being called a retard.

Kurds are the gypsies of Turks, it's that bad.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

The worst part about it is the straight man-child pandering. What kid is going to play with a Queer Eye set Lego 'toy'?

This Ryu guy sure is ok with being a pedophile but you call him gay? Watch out he's gonna throw a whole Wikipedia at you.

 

[Meat Target]

How are you going to cleanse the world of Al-Incel when you can't even clean your own teeth?

 

[DerKryptid]

Autopedophiles, the black ones do it out of genetic desire because they managed to miss out on buck breaking when younger

 

[Monolith]

THE KEVIN THREAD IS NOT A DATING SERVICE

 

[Aunt Carol]

Imagine you're an autist. You smell bad and your family is long past tired of you.

 

[Blackhole]

We are definitely almost certainly going to see a happening happen this time I think.

Nancy "set up the heavy machine gun nests" Pelosi shooting down NG assistance makes it obvious that they have plants.

IT MEANS IT'S WORKING YOU CHUDCEL

These are the people accusing you of being "anti-science" by the way

tylenol is for nerds
glorious aspirin master race for life

JUSTin Trudeau cannot stop sucking dick and being homosexual!

 

[Snusmumriken]

Just because I'm a coward doesn't mean I can't be a father.

Men are the fucking niggers of gender

>HE WAS A GOOD BOY HE DINDU NUFFIN
>DEM CRIME STAY-SAS-TICS JUST PICKIN' ON US INNOCENT MEN
>POLICE OUT THERE FRAMIN THEM INNOCENT BOYZ FUCK DA POLIZ

 

[Meat Target]

If Null ever transitions he might be a pretty sexy chick. Only tranny I would ever fuck. Especially if he's she's giving me lots of food

 

[Fannyscum]

"Also Russell Greer is a fuckin melt and I would not have sex with him"

 

[KiwiFuzz]

IDK why it's so wrong for people to want to fuck the rabbit.

 

[DerKryptid]

when Floyd robbed that pregnant woman, he was actually demanding the child inside her belly as his bride.

I hate this, I really hate learning this, but it's true.

 

[Meat Target]

Given what a clusterfuck their current parties all are I think a lot of Australians might prefer Emu rule, intoxicants or not.

 

[3MMA]

The chances people want to read your Jane Austen penis themed books or whatever for forever are about nil.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

This suggested to me an erotic glamor: I imagined dormitories full of muscular undergrads lounging around in their undies and collaborating on phony scenarios before hitting the showers together to celebrate their labor. It was with this dream in mind that I approached my task.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

I fucking HATE THIS COUNTRY!