random_text.txt

[NyQuilninja]

"I'm not gay, but I like to have sex with men"

A real who's who of who gives a fuck.

If the holocaust didn't happen then what have I been jacking off to? Checkmate, OP

Kiwi Farms is full of such kind, helpful people!

Fat retarded sad man in dress complaining about online dating.

What a tragedy.

Dude, stop. I'm in public and the thought of hunting feds like the filthy animals that they are is giving me a raging hard-on.

If my child is a faggot, I would still love him. If he is a troon, I would still love him. I may not respect him, but I would still have the familial ties.

If my child is a journalist, I will disown him.

Faggot
Butt
Intercourse

Find me one mentally-stable English person, and I'll eat my hat and buy you a Coke.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

I wanted to be a ninja turtle when i was little, but when i asked my parents for radioactive goop they didn't haul my ass over to Chernobyl

 

[DerKryptid]

I still remember where I was the first time I saw young Vicky; I was standing in her bedroom. Well, one of them anyway. They had a painting of her pinned on the wall, and it was a magical moment. It's a shame everyone remembers her as a hunchbacked shut-in, mourning the death of her incest husband, because she was quite a looker in her Instagram years.

 

[CatParty]

Somehow, white supremacy had shown up in our sex

 

[Aunt Carol]

Malt-o-Meal has a cereal identical to Frosted Mini Wheats. Troons like this should be thrown headfirst into a wood chipper.

(Makes perfect sense in context, but damn that's big Carthago delenda est energy.)

 

[Meat Target]

Maybe it's your name. You said "Meat Target", she heard "Vagina", then couldn't not follow up vagina with things she does with her vagina.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Damn nigga save some of those chromosomes for the rest of us

 

[KiwiFuzz]

In conclusion water is best, milk is good, and lactose intolerance is a sure sign of racial inferiority.

 

[Sneed's Feed And Seed]

If I ever get third degree burns over 90% of my body and my family is dumb enough to keep me alive, I give KiwiFarms permission to come murder me.

 

[Mal0]

An article @theshep posted on A&N:

Parkland school shooting suspect Nikolas Cruz cries in court after colored pencils taken away​

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Guess she's trying to kickstart the Mandarin Black Metal genre.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

I'm all for brainwashing but only when it involves busty JAV actresses and dudes in rubber suits.

 

[Meat Target]

Im not being sarcastic as I talk about Trans Rights over a cartoon dinosaur and a vacuum monster.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

"A baby is being conceived in Lego City! Shine the new curette!"

 

[Big Nasty]

Worship micro penis to have x-men babies.

 

[Positron]

 

[nekrataal]

so? you're probably on his long list of sites full of terroristic toxic talking turds. where in providence are you? i have an old friend i'd like to warn there.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

The cis-heteronormative capitalist patriarchy and its consequences have been disastrous for the humxn race.

 

[DerKryptid]

I can't believe Varg trooned out and somehow became Asian.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

people are chanting "fuck joe biden" all over the place and at a NASCAR race a NBC reporter tried to cover for the admin by saying that they were actually chanting "lets go Brandon" it became a instant meme.

Might as well quote an explanation of the “let’s go Brandon” meme going ‘round. Also, happy 600 pages of truly fun random.txt tidbits!