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[NoReturn]

Mr Foster
ARE YOU SAYING SHES BOOZER BECAUSE SHE'S NATIVE GUNT?!

 

[The Lizard Queen]

If it's deadly to not trust a government, that government is not trustworthy.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

It has to be the AmHole. An asshole is a known horror. The AmHole is like death: you have no idea what to expect because even those who claim to have entered into the void and returned can't give you a detailed account of the experience.

Kpop fans are vicious as fuck and will say anything they think will hurt their target, they're hysterically rabid and it's the funniest shit. A troon is incapable of handling someone that won't be cowed by them so it's not surprising an idiot like Wedge would be driven off by angry little girls.

The other night, Neck sped past me in a brand new Ford Raptor, threw a half empty bottle of 99 Bananas at me, and screamed GOTTA GAS 'EM ALL! like eleven times while cackling maniacally. He had a bumper sticker that said One Man Klan and had a massive Confederate flag next to a MAGA flag blowing in the back of his truck.

This totally happened and if you don't believe me you're not an ally. I cannot believe I have to rehash this.

Did that dumb nigger forget #2? Or did it get buried in the thread? I'd know if SOMEBODY included a link..

I saw Neck eating leaves off a birch tree top, wearing an "woman - adult human female" shirt, on a mission for the Church of LDS, promoting their abstinence program, paying child support. If you don't believe me, that's literal violence, and you are no ally! Die in a grease fire, bigot!

The only links I know of, are the missing links in the Tranch++ threads.

Neck was shouting about a random woman, (who did suck the girl dick, on her knees, but didn't show enough appreciation for the mouthfeel).
It is Tranch related. because the Neck Crussade started with him defending Kindness from the evil infidels who don't believe her headmate LARP, (mainly Sky).

I saw Neck outside of a Neo-Nazi bar. I'm not quite sure, but it looked like he was goose-stepping to the sound of an audiobook of the Harry Potter series. When I drove by on my way home, he offered me a flyer for a Transformers charity bonfire to celebrate Ray Blanchard's birthday, with all proceeds going to the Ku Klux Klan. Unwavering belief of everything I say is Rule #1, because I say so. You're in violation of Rule #1 if you don't believe me.

On the one hand, text chonks.

On the other hand, :*

 

[SCSI]

"Is throwing a tarantula on a bank teller considered assault?"

 

[Hitman One]

How the fuck do you lose a fight with a K-pop fan? Just call them ricedick gooks and be done with it.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

I just want to fuck happy women and sometimes they make me a sandwich. That's not misogyny. There are plenty of sandwiches to go around.

You can't bomb someone back the Stone Age who like living in the Stone Age.

Okay, I'm convinced, there is concentrated fuckery afoot.

If you'll excuse me, I have accounts to delete.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Meth is listed in my allergies

 

[PhoBingas]

You can tell it's real, too, because he starts rocking back and forth so hard it's like he's trying to oscillate out of existence

 

[Meat Target]

Stop speaking in surrender-monkey.

 

[HumanHive]

noooo the paypigs can't know how fucking rich I am

 

[AMHOLIO]

It feels like I'm being poisoned but in a fun way.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

I've located your address and have sent letters full of cum to your mailbox. You fucked up big time faggot.

 

[Meat Target]

Fuck Nostalgia, Fuck the 80's and Fuck the 90's. Oh, and fuck the FFVII remake/reboot whatever.

So he’s basically Brianna Wu if he’d never chopped his dick off. He still gets fucked in the ass except his spouse has something to grab onto when she(?) gives him a reach around.

had that "give me a wedgie and throw me in a locker" smirk even back then

If you live in a trailer with 8 kids wouldn't debtors prison be an improvement?

 

[We Are The Witches]

That new vest is gayer than Paul Lynde,Bruce Vilanche and a cloned army of Ryan Seacrests with freshly waxed and bleached orifices fucking it out in a Olympic sized swimming pool full of ky jelly to the sound of Scissor sister's top hit songs blasting while Richard Simmons referees the buttfucking.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

It's 2021 and the women are men and the men are all gay faggots.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Alex desperately has a small child trace art and then fill it in with black to pretend he does work as he continues to try and figure out how to keep 550 retards from leaving.

You know how back in the old days, particularly curt editors could just stamp REJECTED on an article and have it sent back to the author in a publication? I would like to see a FUCKING KILL YOURSELF stamp judiciously used on these reporters.

"Respectful Manner" for a nigger means he tried to rape her, correct?

From my observations respectful in nigger language means rapping about how much you want to bang her sweet fatty hoe ass, from a safe distance.

 

[Bixnood]

As a ero-guro connoisseur ,

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Journalists and especially relatives of Maroon 5 frontmen do not get to lecture us on morality!

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Misread the thread title as "Shapiro" and thought, "I'm disappointed, but not entirely surprised."

These people Fap themselves to ‘ol Yeller!

 

[DerKryptid]