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[PhoBingas]

Maybe if your show wasn't so boring it could put people on speed to sleep, you'd get enough real donations.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

I can't place my finger on why, but after reading that I now have a phobia of sitting on a plane next to a man slowly sucking on the same twizzler for 6 hours.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

black box that spits out niggers

 

[Zero Day Defense]

When I read that I grabbed my crotch and my anus clenched

 

[Humbert Humbert]

For fucks sake, he is so horny and thirsty for female vag that he pretends to be a bird.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Trenchcoat = $500
Shotgun = $350
Ammo = $125
Look on soy boy teacher's face = Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy. For everything else there's MasterCard.

I'm not putting Mario's cum on my face.

 

[Meat Target]

As I've said many times, the supreme law of the land, which trumps all constitutions, federal laws, state laws, administrative law, common law, and judicial precedent is simply:
"Get this lolcow out of my sight."

 

[Ken Barlow]

Black Teeth Matter!

 

[MediocreMilt]

nothing i admit to remotely qualifies as actually being pedophilia. Just a harmless , everyday adult and precocious minor encounter

 

[NerdShamer]

hon, if you want to believe the words of an insane queer who has been programmed with lies and doesn't really understand things they claim to have heard me say, that's entirely up to you

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Kind of like a sawed-off shotgun. Except with semen.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

This fake 'dying husband' drama reads like a shitty John Green novel.

Fagacado is fat and I wouldn't watch him eat a pizza.

Yeah I think I would rather watch Nick dive in a pool of fries with gravy and speedrun a heart attack instead of watching someone eat a moving octopus.

Penises were a mistake. Look at that thing, it's like an alien parasite attached to his body. I've never seen somebody's dick get obese right along with the rest of their body.

Somebody needs to do a Neil Patrick Harris brain bug 'It's afraid!' photoshop on that asshole shot.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

If Stormfront rejected people. we'd be the ones.
Also, fuck you.

 

[MediocreMilt]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/a-gift...queen-of-all-the-lolcows.102471/post-10171792

child, i've survived well over a hundred arrests, including three beat downs, getting tasered in lockup, tear gassed in a trailer for almost 10 minutes , attacked with a robot and then shot with a bean bag after I surrendered. They couldn't charge me with anything because i was protecting the trailer for the owner from a coke whore who was sucking him dry. After I locked her out , she called the cops and told them i was making bombs in the kitchen

Do you sincerely believe that I do nothing but sit at this desk arguing with idiots all day and night?

I'm not your buddy, pal.

this site is made up of cliques of competing charismatic , narcissistic nitwits surrounded by the most astounding array of serious psychosexual disorders I have seen anywhere.

 

[Law]

I keep flashing back to when I was just a little hebraic niño and Gramma Krissylara told me 'Ayyy lil vato I used to heap big enjoy el sci-fi until los berniebros raped me to death at the 1964 Democratic Convention. Oy vey, for this I fled cuba?!'"

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

While a wood stove would be awesome, it's a little impractical for cooking breakfast at 5am.

OP you're either a complete autist or a genius. Maybe both.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

I just like laughing at the high probability that anyone who unironically uses terms like 'power bottom' or 'bussy' has either suffered from, caused, or fucks in constant fear of a total anal apocalypse.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

That is 1 of 2 times someone tried to kidnap me on the street. I guess I looked like a very fuckable child.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Jen the shit eat had a e-slap fight and said hello

 

[SCSI]

The world is one big circus and the attendance is mandatory