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[KiwiFuzz]

To be fair, I don't know why they need to touch your dick cause there is a coin in your back pocket.
I told the TSA agent, "Can I not just take the coin out and walk though again", but no, he got his way and he touched my dick.

It occupies the space of madness, duh, <or..takes presence of?
Either way, how dare you <3

 

[Aunt Carol]

I knew an asian kid in Jr. High who said his dad would go out at night in search of roadkilled animals to steal their bones. He would assemble the bones in the family bathtub and make chimeric terror-creatures out of various different animals.

 

[Mal0]

Imagine being misgendered and raped by Albert Einstein.

Have a snickers and we’ll see you back to normal tomorrow when you post more fat dogs weirdo.

 

[LurkTrawl]

My afro is literally insulted by these Fake Tims.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

You know what we also needed to defeat the Nazis? Bomber planes with nose art of scantily clad women with big ol' tits.

 

[Blackhole]

honestly the image of Hila Klein gunning down hundreds of sand niggers rambo-style is funny, and i'm tired of pretending it's not

The Weeb is immunized against all dangers: one may call him an incel, coomer, neckbeard, v-tuber simp, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Pedophile and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

I have no opinion on this subject, for I am merely an alcoholic beverage.

Very misogynistic to assume she's a man only because she's a pedophile. Women can be pedophiles too.

"I'll be the intellectual fucking centre of the movement that destroys this country! That destroys this way of life! It's fucking evil and I wanna see it burn and I wanna set the fire!"

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I'm starting to think that Hitler fella wasn't such a jerk after all...

Maybe the great reset is actually turning everyone normal into hitler because fuck this guy, put him on the trains

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

It's like a time capsule of bad choices.

In reference to political bumper stickers but honestly a good way to describe this site.

 

[Hitman One]

SEX: sometimes but it’s really painful

PROFESSION: Mxtress

I swear to god if you contact any of my real family I will fucking tell twitter that you touched me when you put me under.

SIGNATURE: Kathryn “Transsalamander” Gibes (over 10k Twitter followers) PayPal.com/transsalamander kofi.com/transsalamnder

Extremely quotable post @Trigger Me Timbers

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Dog march them to public white race traitor slave markets and make the observation and purchasing available to ALL RACES.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

From this article https://kiwifarms.ru/threads/how-otherkin-are-celebrating-christmas.108622/

‘In my own case I can’t be open about my kintype at any time of the year because I’m what’s called a Spiritual Otherkin and the times I have tried to explain a bit about what I believe, my religious mom gets extremely upset and says hurtful things.
‘Only my mother really knows I don’t identify as human, the rest of my family is pretty closed-minded – old-fashioned, if you please – about anything that isn’t in the realm of amatonormativity. And seeing oneself as other goes against “normal” standards both physically and relationship-wise in their eyes. But that doesn’t effect our interactions or the holidays really, it’s just annoying when LGBTQA rights come into the conversation.

‘I have been told by outsiders that I am deranged, delusional and a mentally ill child looking for an escape from reality and trying to make myself special. When in reality I’m a fairly well adjusted 30 year old, well aware of my reality with no delusions about who I am as a human.

‘Being delusional would imply that I believe what isn’t true – that I AM the creature I wish to be. I am human, I know that. Much like being gay (which I am) I couldn’t help this and didn’t choose this. It chose me.’

‘I’m elfkin, specifically a Galadhrim, and would like to celebrate the winter solstice and/or Yule, but my parents would disapprove of going against their traditions and beliefs. Weirdly enough, we don’t go to church. I don’t even know if they’re necessarily Christian-aligned, but their beliefs are.

‘I’m legally an adult but still dependent on them to an extent. They’ve screamed at me for being atheist, and I do like our Christmas traditions even though I’d like to create my own.

‘I may not ever tell them I’m otherkin, for my own wellbeing. If they can’t accept my lack of belief, they likely won’t accept my elvish identity.

‘This isn’t just a choice or a part of the furry fandom, even if there may be some overlap. Nothing against the furry fandom, and I’m part of it, but my otherkin identity is not connected to that.’

We identify as otherkin. Specifically, divinekin/alienkin. We’re spiritually kin – we were born as an elf on another world, killed, then brought back to be an angel, then fell, became a fallen angel, then killed another deity and thus became a deity. Fun times. Our otherkinity does not tie into our OSDD (other specified dissociative disorder).

‘Personally, we’re already as open as we can be. We don’t hide it, although neither do we walk up to someone and say “HI WE’RE OTHERKIN”. If someone asks, we’ll tell them, that’s it.

‘Otherkin are just folk. We all celebrate Christmas in different ways, like everyone else. Some don’t celebrate it, some only give gifts, some have different foods, some get mad that it was (potentially) stolen from the Pagans, some use different decorations – we celebrate just like others.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I don't need eyes. I've seen enough.

These people are into some sick shit.

I have several questions.

America is the best country in the world because even the men are D-cups.

 

[Autistic Joe]

What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year?

“PATIENT WAS HAVING SEX WITH HER BOYFRIEND LAST NIGHT AND A VIBRATOR WAS PLACED IN HER VAGINA IT IS STILL VIBRATING AND IS STUCK”

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

It also ignores that maybe bitch should get her own job, make her own money, and buy her own mansion, and maybe date a guy who isn't a weird fetish surgeon.

I have an idea for an RPG where I'm a real beautiful women, Bernie won the election and those STUPID TRANSPHOBES at work dont misgender me EVERY SINGLE DAY. Please support me on Kickstarter.

Remember when he said he was sniping looters from atop of the Superdome during Hurricane Katrina, on orders from the US government?

FTM is my favorite to laugh at. That sad wiener flopping around. It's great.

 

[Meat Target]

Maybe so, but something about him raping his mother while calling himself Jesus just seems really off to me.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Why is it always Mormons?

Use those good social and communication skills Mr Priest. Instead of throwing meaningless accusations at me about flaws and mental problems actually explain why you said that.

 

[Blackhole]

You can't fake the funk on a nasty dunk and you can't break the buck if you're a cumskin cuck.

"Dr. Sarg'N, you aren't as smart as you think you are." said Richard Spencer during the rectal exam.

you fucking lying jesuit goblin beagle butchering brooklynite science pope piece of shit

 

[nekrataal]

The above poster cucked me. fuck you you double nigger now people are going to spam this post with alarm clocks.

 

[SCSI]

I’d piss so hard on this wop cuntfuck’s tombstone that the 5,000 PSI jet of incandescant piss would carve through granite-marble mix like a laser.

I swear if I had the opportunity I would crash this bastard’s funeral service, squat atop the casket and unleash a Cronenbergesque, nightmarish hell-vision of a turd upon him.

Fucking knifeable scumcunt.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

One of the main things I’ve learned over the past year and a half is that “style guide” is basically a code word for propaganda.