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[Fomo Hoire]

Problem: No babby. Reason: They're not having sex. Solution: Have sex

 

[KiwiFuzz]

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Don't call me dude. Bye

 

[LurkTrawl]

There was no glue involved, only toothpicks as someone kept eating all of the glue before mission time. That's why they implemented the no food thief policy.

 

[Big Nasty]

She’s a golem made of psychosis and amphetamine

 

[Return of the Freaker]

I guess soyboys are so weak he could take one out, but really? A guy whose biggest foe is his butthole is your bogeyman?

 

[Splinters RCVD ✞]

So being poor does not mean you have to eat poor. You just have to think out of the box to get some good food in the belly.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

I’m only asking here and risking looking like a giant autistic because Reddit makes me feel like even more of a giant autistic whenever I interact with it in any shape or form.

 

[thisighuf]

 

[MediocreMilt]

As someone who's done meth

even then I've known some fat methheads.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

George Floyd says Trans rights.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Trump v Biden: The difference between a piece of shit and a shitposter.

 

[MediocreMilt]

they say you're not any sort of heiress, but i suspect they're full of shit. the room you were in had expensive furnishings and you have the proper snooty accent of the london upper class.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/who-ar...-tom-keeps-talking-about.108331/post-10754397

 

[Akashic Retard]

However, I do consider it a national US security risk. If you are interested in this, PM me.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

A butter golem who wants to be in that metrosexual urban clique but his stunted middle-school brain also being a roadblock towards that path, even if his physical appearance changed overnight.

Does this upset you?

That would actually be sort of based.

I never lose weight because it implies losing and we never lose!

Wow you loliphobes really seem to hate loli's
sure you don't secretly want to fuck them?

On the plus side, her life story is safe from Hallmark and Disney.

It was her car payment or possibly her car insurance.

Ask and ye shall receive.

THEY ARE WATCHING US THEY ARE ALWAYS WATCHING WE SHALL UNITE GANGSTALKERS DIE GOD LAUGHS GANGSTALKERS DIE GOD LAUGHS

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

If this would be some parallel Marvel universe or some shit, Captain America would be beating up gays and telling niggers where they belong.

I guess it won't be a merry and gay Christmas for Mary Gay this year.

 

[Simple Moving Average]

@Akashic Retard
Broken reply function.

You probably think me a retard. I have reached out to relevant parties several times, to no avail. Allow me to clarify:

Dear US financial market regulator: I love your game. I really do. I'm great at it. I enjoy it very much and it feeds me and mine. Please let it continue forever.

Thank you for allowing me to play the game all the time. I love it.

However, we may have a problem. I (think I) see a security issue, a bug, an exploit, a vulnerability towards foreign adversaries that has already been abused at least once; see GME.

Plz nerf

 

[Return of the Freaker]

I knew this had to be Wonkette when I read that. Only they could shit out so turgid a sausage.

 

[Akashic Retard]

@Akashic Retard
Broken reply function.

You probably think me a retard. I have reached out to relevant parties several times, to no avail. Allow me to clarify:

Dear US financial market regulator: I love your game. I really do. I'm great at it. I enjoy it very much and it feeds me and mine. Please let it continue forever.

Thank you for allowing me to play the game all the time. I love it.

However, we may have a problem. I (think I) see a security issue, a bug, an exploit, a vulnerability towards foreign adversaries that has already been abused at least once; see GME.

Plz nerf

I don't think you're retarded, I think you're legitimately on the spectrum and long-winded. I just thought that quote out of context was funny.

 

[Crunchy Oats]

couldnt get cigarettes for awhile so took to going on the streets and smoking butts off the ground. sometimes i find vapes on the side of the road that arent fully dead so i take those.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

I'm pretty sure this is the first time in my life I've ever written the phrase 'cocaine fueled German Shepherd gang rape'.

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