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[Positron]

(Story)

 

[Law]

The only time he showed any real emotion was when Hope made him feel bad about his dick size.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

It’s all a sort of addiction to rebirth in order to deny the material reality of the despised self, I think. Plus autism.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

This is a literal hate subreddit with hate in its name. Where is Tardfinn to stop the hate?

It's ice cream you retard, you eat it, that's the benefit

Lies lies it's all lies! They tell you to do well in school and where does that get you? Nowhere that's where. It's all about who you know and your ability to complete tasks. That's it.
You want to be successful in life? Work on learning to be social in a positive, constructive way. Build skills that don't make you want to tear your eyes out when you apply them, and never spend more than you make.
There you go. I just saved you a shit ton of years of work. Learn from my mistakes.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

OH BOY IS IT TIME TO TALK ABOUT GIGANTIC BLACK PENISES AGAIN?

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I hope everyone else takes this as a useful lesson on the power of weaponized autism.

Gatekeeping wouldn't have prevented this, bullying and harassing trannies would.

Youre not wrong in the slightest, and I knew that when saying it, I just wanted a very particular excuse to bully and harass trannies about a very particular thing.

 

[Meat Target]

Aw shit, now you've given @Josterman a boner the size of the Leaning Tower of Pisa. I hope you're happy.

I also thought it was a hentai premise and not real life.

 

[SCSI]

Yes, grammar is homosexual.

The exclamation point and the question mark are both based on looking at a cat from behind. A curious cat has a curved tail (?) while a startled cat has a straight tail (!).

In either instance, the . is the cat's asshole, so not only do these punctuations make you gay, but they make you a gay furry.

And now you can't unlearn that. You're welcome.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Even though our vaginas are sturdy and can repel a lot of things, there's a reason pants and skirts are worn.

 

[ColtWalker1847]

She looked at a mixture of hot sauce and jizz and thought "Looks normal, in it goes!"? That's something special.

 

[Positron]

 

[KiwiFuzz]

If you ignore the hookers and questionable fetishes, the place sounds great! I love tennis.

 

[Meat Target]

I didnt know opium made you immortal

 

[Aunt Carol]

Twitter is a digital crab bucket marinated in liquid AIDS, full of demented narcissistic lunatics furiously trying to scrabble up the racial/sexual/whatever hierarchy while screaming and masturbating about how they're better than you. Hieronymus Bosch tried to warn you.

If your gender has a dozen labels, you have too much gender. You have to give some back.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

She has literally nothing to rebel against, so she had to fuck the ghost of Richard Ramirez.

 

[kazuhiro]

"Your vag isn't fixable without specialized equipment"

Captured by @BSC here.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

we demand a cast of the amhole

Just Californians doing Californian things, nothing to see here.

But does anyone here honestly believe the BIDEN administration is going to go full Grover Cleveland on California?

 

[N’egger]

The triangle has three sides, echoing the Holy Trinity. Every time you hit it with that little metal stick it is like you are tickling baby Jesus, which is based.

 

[Meat Target]

If that's a British accent, I'll kiss your ass.