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[KiwiFuzz]

It’s kind of interesting how the show makes an argument for black trans woman being valid with their penises but the white trans women are always seen going for the snip. Is this a result of muh privilege? Has the show made that argument yet? If trans is just an ad campaign, then its the whites with money doing the advertising to the less economically advantaged blacks. But it’s seasoned trannies who sense the grift and call them out on their bullshit. At the end of the day, you’re better off with your dick. Back alley rubber cement butt injections and all, but dick and urethra still intact.

Your totally heckin' awesome vag is as useless as an asshole on an elbow.

How dumb do you have to be to wear items that use both plaid and a floral pattern? Even if you ignored his face and his fridge-like body, you'd still do a double-take seeing something like that walking into a church.

 

[Schatzi Katze]

What's the crickets to weed exchange rate?

 

[Anne Hyroe]

 

[Meat Target]

"I finally found a literate one but it's busy writing 'articles' about Corn Flake based 'oppression.'"

Matters have become so bad that his toilet and gym equipment has become sentient. That's just it.

 

[Hitman One]

In defensive of Kevin, I have no idea what I would wear to a wedding where a Sylveon is marrying a dog.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

You haven't heard Shakespeare until you've heard it in the original Klingon.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I did, but the bees just said "Is it in yet?"

 

[PhoBingas]

I’m pretty drunk after Christmas party but how exactly do I have homeless neighbors? My neighbors all have homes. Homeless people aren’t my neighbors. This is gay.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

She has the mind of a 12 year old and the drinking habits of a 12 year old.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

I went there and now Reddit is trying to force me to dress up an avatar doll to represent myself. I panicked and closed everything.

I predicted the poultry cunts!

When you see this death wave coming you can just yell I IDENTIFY AS A WOMAN! and it passes you by like the fucking plague and you've put lamb's blood on your door.

It's not a bad series. It's all right. It's got adventure, drama, monkeys.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

They were chanting "stop the steal" not "stop stealing Air Jordans", get it right you fucktards.

 

[thisighuf]

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Damn - the guy now has 2 assholes.

His piss comes out like a fucking shotgun blast

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Welshmen amongst sheep.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I genuinely can't understand why people insist in trying to mix their coom material with their gun material. Like, even if I'm watching a woman doing a presentation on guns, I'd rather she was sensibly dressed. I've seen what happens when brass lands inside a cleavage.

I mean, at that point you're not even doing it for the coom. You're doing it for the meme, and that I can respect a bit more. But expecting sexual gratification/inspiration/validation from a gun video is just fucking weird.

I honestly don’t know. Rugs were invented there.

 

[Bender]

It’s so difficult to describe this door in a non sexual way.

 

[Slav Power]

 

[ANobody]

"I'd give up a lifetime of sex to prevent 9/11"

 

[CatParty]

Give it up for women who can make "Dude gets hit in the groin" jokes somehow not funny. It's almost impossible, but they managed to achieve it.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

There was a gun incident where an onlyfans thot shot herself in the pussy with a gun while making a video. If that isn't the peak mix of the two I don't know what is.