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[Meat Target]

Get absolutely fucked up the ass with an icepick. Report me for glowing niggers.

we had a whole conversation about which solvent smells the best yesterday

 

[KiwiFuzz]

People like Kevin don't speak out about pizza-cummers and whatnot other than a mere mention specifically because people like him ARE the pizza-cummers and whatnot.

 

[Autistic Joe]

Harvest

Anthony unsexed:
like earth salted dead. Kiwis
wait, fistula blooms.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

If gay men didn't center their identity around a squalid hole which the sole purpose is to excrete foul, solid waste, there wouldn't be so much homophobia.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

eat the god damn duck head, sia.

they literally exist to eat eucalyptus and die.

 

[Cats]

 

[Meat Target]

this opens up a big ethical question
if you can look Uncle Sam in the face and say "lol i fuked ur glow" is it your win or your loss?

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Just the thumbnails are more than enough to give me cancer

Ontario is so fucked

Completely unrelated, but HONK has been the go-to defuser for arguments between my wife and i since this whole debacle started. It's been a serious net positive in our marriage.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

greer being greer doesnt change anything about whores being whores

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

The people here falling over themselves to simp over crazy goth lady for a crump of pussy is why I thank Vishnu every night for being gay

I would still not fight some nigga over the glorious holy land of Home Depot

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Everything everywhere at all times is about niggers, including you reading this comment.

 

[EmpireOfTheClouds]

Fuck you and your 'aw shucks' routine, you've pulled it with like five people so far who called you out for being a fucking actual retard with the thread you made. It's not cute and the fact that you're trying to go with cute is cringe as all hell.

 

[Meat Target]

This land is MY LAND
This land ain't yours...
I got a shot gun
And you don't got one
I'll blow your head off
If you don't GET OFF
This land was made for

ONLY MEEEEEEEEEEEEE

It's not like Redditors leave the house or associate with other human beings anyway. Well, except for the children they've been grooming.

The bouncy castle was my idea. You're welcome.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

J. K. Rowling is the Queen of England.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

CREAM: "Chimps Ruin Everything Around Me."

 

[Ken Barlow]

There's really no reason to take things this seriously.

It's just the internet, it's not real life.

Words to live our life by.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Scars, surgical tubing and colostomy bags are SEXY and VALIDATING for trans people!

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

It’s just shitposting, it’s not that deep

 

[Cats]

 

[Big Nasty]

The jack off lotion next to the ketchup is a nice touch, Lou.