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[SCSI]

HAVE A REEDIT UPDOOT AND REDDIT SAILE AND YOU ARE ON THE CRISP OF THE REDDIT COCK PIE PLATNUM ANAL FAGGOT UP DOOT

 

[CatParty]

Everything’s gonna be all white

A few weeks later my penis fell off at karaoke

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

@Cats

 

[DJ Grelle]

Does null ever add any of these to the list of quotes that appear in the header?

 

[Meat Target]

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ALL Convoy Leaders Are On Record Doing MANY RACISMS

It's the crematorium where this morning six million brave trannies and BIPOCs were genocided in the Honkocaust. We must never forget.

 

[Mother Fucker]

No thats actually a single talking point enhanced with Autism

 

[Meat Target]

If Dunning-Kruger is German for 'fat', then yes.

he's a terrible disappointment to his parents, his profession, and multicellular organisms

It's a whorehouse. People expect a certain atmosphere.

Best thing is, I have no idea what IP is. I pee in the yard sometimes when the toilet is broken.

Just pee in the sink, like a normal person.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Being highly sensitive means you are a faggot. Be a man, hold everything in until you are ready to shoot someone else/yourself.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

I'm surprised they haven't made a Transformer that changes from a Penis into a Vagina.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Let me shit on trannies in peace, you fuckers

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ TAKE MY BAT MONEY, JOSH ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

I’m just here to say Nigger. You’re welcome.

I would be okay if there was a "post videos people hilariously hurting themselves" thread.
This video just gets better everytime I play it.

If I find out that bastard blew all my Brave money on Serbian whores again...

Im surprised this site hasn't fucked with some loaded saudi prince yet

Say whatever we will about the Saudi Princes, at least they're upfront about what they get up to/just wanting our money

 

[Zero Day Defense]

When I was just a mini babybel

 

[Mannibal]

“THOSE ARE MY FUCKING CARROTS! I BOUGHT THEM! THAT BITCH IS EATING MY CARROTS!”

That nipple looks like a hemorrhoid.

"He crop dusted me an STD and now he's eating burgers with Dee Dee."

 

[Cats]

 

[Aunt Carol]

Is your fursona a bee? Can we see it?

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Instead of your brain accepting the stimuli as a single moment of horror, the way this eldritch string of notes is gutturally uttered forces you to notice each disgustingly horrific note.
It's various cacophonious clarion calls creates an almost familiar sound, similiar to an orchestra - and yet the demands of the song is not symphonious. But discordant.
And the loudest voice demands you end this horror for yourself.

tl;dr - IT'S STUCK ON LOPP PLS KLL ME.

"Street hockey and 4 stars on Grand Theft Auto"

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Is there a way to attribute who the quote is from?

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Is there a way to attribute who the quote is from?

You highlight the bit you want to quote, and when the box pops up underneath the highlighted bit that says "quote" or "reply" you click "quote". That will save the quote to your clipboard, then you just click where it says "insert quotes" underneath the text box and bam you've got it. Sometimes on really long posts it won't let you quote or reply.

I'd like to see some soyboy try and confront me publicly for donating to the truckers, so I can laugh in their face while they struggle to downvote my existence and find the block button on reality.

 

[Meat Target]

I feel like I should be opening my home to any Leaf Kiwis who need a place to seek refuge from their tyrannical government, if shit goes sideways. Make it across the border, and you can have my basement.

I'd offer you the attic, but we all know how that turns out.

 

[Blackhole]

You could post the entire Qur'an in its original arabic and it still wouldn't have as much Islamic content as this post.

I will be so fucking ass-mad if I'm killed in a thermonuclear war between a senile geriatric and a fucking midget with a Napoleon complex.

White, bright, and not a nigger in sight.

We all need to be given medals like Purple Hearts n sheeit because this shit of being down a day or so was literally the Holocaust and I for one am shakin rn irl omg i cant even

 

[Anne Hyroe]

you're aiding and embedding