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[Mr. Skeltal]

This is what medication can't fix. It can't fix cringe.

Those aren't balls...

78,000 people, more than the population of Andorra, used that technology to watch a guy piss on his truck seat anything up to five separate times over the course of a year.

Imagine dying from the box full of funko pops and dragon dildos falling on your head

Basically, what I'm trying to say, is I want to brag to all the virgins on the farm, I've dicked down a lot of women.

The target demographic is, in a sense, male-to-male transsexuals.

Kiwi Farms : Autistic Faggots you can Trust.

Also, this thing is called an anal juicer

OH BOY IS IT TIME TO TALK ABOUT GIGANTIC BLACK PENISES AGAIN?

You can't hype up a picture with a spoiler like that and then let me down with an average run of the mill Deviantart horror, that one's not even that bad.

Just finished my fifth Boglin pocket pussy.

 

[George Lucas]

Atlantis and Treasure Planet are based Aryan / Anglo Saxon Adventurism films.

 

[Law]

Seethe evermore. Tweet without ceasing

Patience, young padawan. First we enjoy the peritoneal fistula.

 

[Research Purposes Mostly]

@Buffalo Chicken Sandwich

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Why the fuck would you ever hold a press event at a walmart.

"Hey, stop eating paste that's what retards do."
"That is offensive. I am very smart. A scientist once told me that eating paste was good for you. You are racist." *keeps eating paste*

We commit to a mild amount of tomfoolery.

The US government basically paid me to sit around shitposting on the Kiwi Farms for half a year, and I got fucking praised for it.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Whitey goes from 0 to Lynching VERY fast

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

You wanna talk totalitarian dystopia? Let's talk about the fact that my God-given right to rate people dumb and autistic has been taken from me.

No justice, no peace, Jersh.

Honk

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Mostly because fuck California and fuck art students.

Ruining your whole life at the lies of fat, unhappy, pharmaceutical-dependant, greasy middle-aged groomer coomer men.

peak transed for life.

THIS IS THE ART THAT BELONGED IN THE ‘GIRLHOOD’ SECTION OF THE SMITHSONIAN!

 

[Humbert Humbert]

This is... Unfathomably disrespectful.

 

[Autistic Joe]

Their dongs will never be flaccid and will never be erect. They're forever Schrödinger's cock, never collapsing on a given penile state.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

I mean instead of spending all that money on voodoo priestesses and effort on writing this article you could have just paid some hoodrat to throw acid in his face or just stabbed him to death and kept your dignity

This is what really tight pants does to a mf.

When you list it all out like that... jeez it's like "What you ordered from Wish.com" vs. "When it arrived".

 

[Big Nasty]

I generally trust the vet not to molest my pet bird but here we are.

 

[SCSI]

I dunno what is a bigger manifestation of clown world: the notion that men can be women or that federally subsidized crack pipes are a thing.

At least we Kiwis only call you a Nigger then forget you exist unless you are a Lolcow.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Its still a goat, so I'd still pet the goat. Maybe it'll give me forbidden knowledge.

Aww. I love you leafs, and your crazy goose too.

The World is a weird place.

 

[like_shutup_&_drive_scoob]

I was okay until I scrolled down and saw the thumb guy.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Lucky for me, I love lesbian chauvinists with strap-on cocks who want to start a family and there's nothing anyone can do about it. ♥ Fuck my ass and call me Lucy

 

[Zero Day Defense]

A few weeks later my penis fell off at karaoke.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

The C stands for NIGGER. All letters of the alphabet stand for NIGGER.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Thanks for educating me though, have a great day. May god have mercy on your soul.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Lol well then I declare my self a health authority and with a couple ounces of lead [SELF-REDACTED FED POST]

As a qualified nutritionist and aroma therapist (we had a whole conversation about which solvent smells the best yesterday) I declare covid mandates to be super gay and I would not have sex with them.

As a salesman of and expert in fine narcotics (meth, crack, and heroin), I declare that all mandates relating to covid 19 to be fake and gay and that it is now legal to say the n word in public.