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[Obscenity Enthusiast]

So it sounds like they're basically like the illuminati if they fucked each other in the butt a whole bunch.

 

[Happy Fish]

I hate you.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Just admit you love horsecock.

Telling my cat “sorry go away redditors have determined you’re incapable of love” when he wakes me up in the morning to get in my bed and cuddle to OWN the brain parasites.

We really need a “fucking hilarious” sticker on this thread. Body horror is one thing, but the delusion and epic combover that’d make Bobby Charlton blush are pure comedy.

 

[like_shutup_&_drive_scoob]

Conclusion: Andy Serkis is underneath the East Wing covered in little dots.

 

[Meat Target]

I cannot wait until we move past all of this stupidity or successfully cancel the fucking English language so I can tell someone to go fuck themselves in a series of fucking clicks and whistles like Babatunde the African Giant.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

You see this is why I support the hostile takeover by the Amish.

 

[Meat Target]

If Halitosis, the rim of a well-used ear gage, toe cheese, and days old B.O. got together and took a picture in the midst of an orgy, it would look like this.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Troons spent International Womens Day crying about how trannys are constantly getting raped to death by men, do you think they get these zombie pussies to scare off sexual predators?

 

[Open Window Maniac]

It's false advertising how she calls herself a t-girl, as far as I am concerned a t-girl is a guy with a dick and bolt-ons.

 

[Law]

He contradicts himself constantly, but that is partially due to him listening to multiple political YouTubers.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Are australians even real?

No, we’re just actors. Australia is a hoax.

I wonder if he is archiving the post

That boy ain't right.

Damit! Now I'm tempted to donate!

Lost my patience at the text editor tool.

very good low power level

It's down. See you all in prison.

 

[Mr Bunny]

You can take slavs out of slavland but you cant take slav outof slavs or something like that.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

That is absolutely heart breaking, one of the worst things I've ever seen. Fuck, I am never leaving my house.

 

[Aunt Carol]

There should be both wholesome and hate crime patch options available.

 

[Shay]

As far as I'm concerned, you're just a salty dickbag.

 

[tehpope]

Yeah I know we suck, but you know what, we're really good at sucking. In fact we're the best at sucking. I guarantee you.

https://www.splra.org/wiki/index.php?title=Tsp1994-08-05

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

June should be PlayStation month, because PlayStation rhymes with GayStation.

Best thread on the forum. All other threads are niggers.

Now put that on a t-shirt on lookhuman and I think you'll be able to make some bank on a niche market.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

The guy is a true horse cock connoisseur.

The feds aren't sending their best.

I can't wait for the tranny Nuremburg trials. The memes are going to be fantastic.

This is all a moot point so long as she has what SHOULD be the basic common sense not to fuck livestock, the problem is just whether or not she does.

Clit bones are also a thing.

Don't fuck animals people, it's a bad time.

 

[Dick Justice]

That awkward moment when your forum wholeheartedly supports the brave, dauntless defenders of Ukrainian freedom, but your mods have to censor pro-Ukraine media because of nazis. View attachment 3061824

Bonus: a leftist who's never heard of tankies.

Spoiler: The antisemitism is coming from inside the commune

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"Is there an entire political bloc isn't actually left or right-leaning but united in its love of shirtless Putin and sexualizing underage girls?"

 

[Blackhole]

"I MIGHT BE A DEGENERATE DOGFUCKER, BUT AT LEAST I'M NOT A ZOOSADIST!"
You should be hung, quartered, and incinerated just the same.

Do you want cursed magic items? Because this is how you get cursed magic items.

WIFE TOOK THE POKEMON CARDS

EVERYONE ON THE FARMS MUST BY A CYNICAL NIHILIST ALL THE TIME
NO NEUTRALITY PERMITTED, MUCH LESS OPTIMISM
IF YOUR POST DOES NOT CONTAIN REQUISITE AMOUNTS OF SPITE YOU WILL RECEIVE MANY DOWNDOOTS

and if you really think about it war is the like the ultimate lolcow

Dear readers from the EU and or the UK, if you can read this: Heil Hitler and your teeth are funny.

BORN TO SHITPOST
THUNDERDOME IS A FUCK
SPERG THEM ALL 2012
I AM KIWI MAN
BANNED FROM 410,757,864,530 THREADS

I JUST WANT TO BEEZE