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[Open Window Maniac]

Moviebob is unrapeable.

 

[Saturnine]

Better than getting AIDS I guess?

If you like to break your ass in mysterious ways, sure.

 

[Meat Target]

Back in my day, we had to walk five miles uphill in the snow to get stoned and have sex.

You know, I assumed "Sexy Sex Ed" would be sexy.

Or, at the least not fat.

You triggered him by talking about troons being harvested for their organs (which is a bad idea since they're full of chemicals and AIDS).

 

[stupid frog]

GargoyleGorl 38 minutes ago
You're probably right, but she still should have been beaten more. If she was a good seed, it would have fixed her. If she was a bad seed, well, she deserved it anyway. The lesson is, beat all children constantly just to be safe.

 

[Cats]

The French should fry

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Oxide going from his milsim larping to joining the army is like when a sissy hypno fetishist troons out. I can't say I'm surprised.

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

But then you wouldn't be able to see xirs feminine legs?

I will eat out a post op tranny to celebrate

The post op tranny tasted bad don’t recommend

 

[Ebony Way]

I think she's ugly cus she's a bougie ass bitch and is really fake. I like women that are like more natural or realistic. But in all honesty I kind of just hate women.

I may be Russian and trolling but it's not in the name of Putin.
It's because they post stupid ass shit that's easily trollable.

I hate when my personal mockery gets discounted as a soviet conspiracy

I have cared about Chris for too long to not care about him now , if he's getting electrodes shoved up his ass I want to know where it's happening at least.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Schrödinger's cat x Hanlon's Razor.
Schrodinger's Razor.

Whereas Hanlon's Cat is when you're not sure if your cat tries to eat plastic bags because it's an asshole or because it's stupid

Time to setup a shell company to sell to shell.

 

[Kramer on the phone]

That's why the bush has remained popular in Asia despite being seen as unkempt in the west.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Didn't that manga have one chapter with the Holocaust in it? Like Nazi centaurs are putting Jewish centaurs into train cars to send them to camp?

 

[Meat Target]

We're screaming because you obviously typed that with a boner.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

I'm not saying he should be fed to wolves. I'm just saying the wolves should get a vote.

Fake news. Isle of Man is clearly irradiated by toxic masculinity.

I don't know what you mean. "Harry Potter and the BIOLABS of UKRAINE" is my favourite book.
It glows in the dark.

 

[Obscenity Enthusiast]

If jabbing yourselves with needles and pretending to be something you aren't is the next step in evolution, wrestlers have been on another fucking level than all of us since the like 70's.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

I had really bad, spontaneous, explosive diarrhea in third grade and sprinkles of it were flying out/hit the student's desk behind me, causing my table neighbor to vomit on her book.

Literally moved schools after this lmao

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Florida Paedo and Florida Nigger are two of the more common subspecies of Florida Man. Any time they meet there will be a brief struggle for dominance.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Good thing this is a good place to post information, unlike some platforms.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Is she a fucking time traveler from the 70s? We don't throw amphetamines at grandma anymore.

Anyway, this was the horsefuckee's swan-song, he died in the hospital from a perforated colon from this legendary act of self-pwning.

 

[Lifeguard Hermit]

there's a white girl from texas, rainbow hair dyed, she appears in my nightmares every day. went to great lengths to ostracize me

 

[Big Nasty]

A post that is relevant in every single thread ever posted on Kiwi Farms:

I bet these niggas cannot bench press for shit.