random_text.txt

[Penis Drager]

white men could save us all by just telling black women they’re pretty and backing that up with dick.

 

[Jah Hates Kaffirs]

I don’t know if you’re new here, so I’ll let you off the hook this time. Using emojis is frowned upon here on this great site, and for good reason. Instagram normies often use them, and you don’t want to be a normie, do you? If I catch you using an emoji in the future, I’ll be forced to issue a downvote to your comment. Why should you care, you may ask? Well to begin, you will lose karma on your account, which is a useful social status tool and also a way to show others you know your way around Reddit. If you were to continue the use of emojis, I would be forced to privately message you about your slip-up. Any further offenses past that would leave me no other option than to report your account. I don’t think I have to explain why you don’t want that. But anyways, no harm done yet! Follow these simple rules and you’ll enjoy your future on Reddit! Have a blessed (and hopefully emoji-free) day, stranger.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I guess I must have the evil eye, because I totally can't think straight! I always think gay.

"I get all of my best tweeting done while dilating" is just so perfectly peak tranny it's almost beautiful.

It never occurred to me that there were no muscles in a neovagina until someone posted a video here of a troon discussing douching and how she would have to just dangle her pelvis over the toilet until all of the cider vinegar came out.

 

[AnOminous]

You are a sick man, you need help.

 

[Local Fed]

@Russia and @Ukraine heard you guys have a beef, why not come on the world famous #Killstream to talk it out?

"You haven't really lived until you've picked cotton" - Jessie Lee Peterson, AFPAC 3

No Slav ever told me
their version of The Office was the better show.

Stuff like that is why I like the beaner flag. Just an eagle fucking up a snake right in the center.

It's not nice to publically advocate suicide bro. Kill yourself.

"is that some kind of faggot thing?" i asked audibly furious and forgetting i was in public. it sounded like some kind of disgusting depraved sex act.

"y-you know from harry potter"

 

[Dolomite]

the most common way they fetishize periods is by sticking sticks of frozen tomato juice up there ass and as it melts ooo so validating uwu and then steel their mother's or sisters pads

 

[SCSI]

Didn't you read that chapter in Anne Frank's diary where she described the agents of Hitler in their glitter thongs?

ALLAHU AUTBAR

 

[Hitman One]

get impregnated huff hrgbrlghrblg and get big belly owo give birth to a litter of puppies >/////<

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

The chad pedophile vs the virgin homosexual

As soon as Fanny Tranny's srs journey was over his 41% journey started.

As soon as Fanny Tranny's srs journey was over his 41% journey started.

It's kinda hilarious & disturbing that we are watching an autogynephile coomer realizing what he has done & having a mental breakdown in real time. He is seething & dilating but not coping. The reality of srs is so horrible for him that he can neither cope nor go into denial mode.

I do not like your attempt at comparing stress over scores to immediate fear of death, that's a massive false equivalency.

 

[PitcherInTheWheat]

They may post our ugly selfies but they will never take our euphoria boners!

 

[Kiwi On The Go]

All of us are destined to die the kiwi or live long enough to become the lolcow. That's why I'm killing myself next tuesday.

 

[MediocreMilt]

So it is 18, even in Europe?

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

I would imagine a Florida sped is basically a superpowered version of the common or garden retard.

I am not the most skilled combatant, but I would wager that I may be able to hold my own against two five year olds.

Honestly, if a retard acts like a jerk, the only way they will learn is when you legit stomp on their balls and maybe suplex them into a car fender. Cool down rooms? More like make a thunder dome cage. Hope your retarded ass has enough synapses to avoid a haymaker you little doofus.

We all doubted the tard tales. Florida tard makes them a reality.

CHRIST, this is a Jazz thread and the only feminine penis on display is goddamn Sander's.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

What people from Rooster Teeth do you want to see naked?

I don't even think it's the swelling there, it's permanent ball sack labia.

Transenstein: Raw flesh tubes from hell.

Thank you. While trying to decipher it, I was getting a headache and I was concerned it was the kind of headache that precedes a seizure.

I agree unless they let me fuck the Twi'lek cosplayer.

Another reference point. Although fictional, Westworld was 10 grand a day and you could fuck and murder the androids.

My aunt, the New Age UFO cult one told my Dad the other day thatshe had been killed in the past life in the Russian Revolution.


The holidays just get more and more stressful the older I get.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Can you take two retarded five year olds, tough guy?

 

[Mr Bunny]

Lol Indian Redditors haven't had to put up with this much shit since the last time they walked down their street.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

By popular demand:

I had my dick turned into a vagina and you haven't messaged once.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Ninjad by @KiwiFuzz

A newly christened neovag haver & real waman “Fanny_Traggot has been complimented by fan favorite Kevin “why does my amHole still hurt” Gibes on his new neovag (spoiler, his new neo vag looks like a ChrisChan doodle of one, it does not look good)

But with Fannys successful surgery and avalanche of asspats his recovery is not going well and user @Boris Blank's glass eye astutely suggestedFamnyTraggot is a random.txt machine.

Please don’t ask me how I’m doing. I’m farting out of my new vagina.

I had my dick turned into a vagina and you haven't messaged once.

 

[WhoBusTank69]

Hope your retarded ass has enough synapses to avoid a haymaker you little doofus.

 

[Dolomite]

Trannies made this bed, and now they have to lie in it and dilate.