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[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

do you have any recs for good orc romance that isn't woke as fuck?

 

[Aunt Carol]

I can not think of any kind of healthy brother-sister dynamic that involves talking about your dick.

first fart
soon poo

Nigga, you're the massive chillul hashem.

 

[JustSomeDong]

The gloves are off for the Lizard King
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The lizard king fucked ur mom dude

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Big head
Big shoulders
Big hands
Big vulva
Big feet

100% Chad Tranny Energy

 

[Uncle Sid]

The news is Twitter summarized by people too dumb to be on Twitter, where everyone is dumb.

 

[Meat Target]

Bullying is the IRL beneficial version of a social credit score

 

[Mr Bunny]

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BRO ITS FUCKING MUSTARD

 

[Meat Target]

We are hitting levels of wigger not thought of possible.

RE:

 

[Meiwaku]

Mom can you pick me up? Kevin is interacting with diaper T hoes again

This man will sit down and fill needles with synthetic estrogen to inject into himself daily yet won't open his horse mouth to jiggle a toothbrush in there enough to save his teeth from rotting.

We call that "Doing the Lowtax" now

If only there were Viagra for work ethic

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Dude, have you even seen a sped meltdown before? Speds are capable of some scary shit. Yes, even small ones.

From an early age, everybody knew Deshawnavius was destined to be a linebacker.

Shoot the kid in the back of the head. Problem solved.

Retardstrength in a 5 yr old is greatly diminished.

I have a relative that teaches speds and she's been in some fucking serious ass brawls with those retards.

I am not the most skilled combatant, but I would wager that I may be able to hold my own against two five year olds.

This made me giggle like a retarded five year old.

Nah man, the math teacher educational complex is responsible for the Pi Day psy op, this goes way back before Twitter even existed.

Look into it.

The really spirit of Pi day isn't about pie. It's about finding the circumference of circles and shit.

Is Frank Henenlotter still doing movies, because this thing is right up his alley.

Making science fun for elementary schoolers makes sense, it's why they have them make little fake volcanoes.

"Don't worry honey. Every girl shits out of a grotesque hole surgically carved between their legs eventually. No big deal."

I hate this gay world so much.

 

[Alabaster Disaster]

I was a lot happier before you made me aware of this creature

Pretty good summary of KF as a whole

 

[Meiwaku]

Frank D'arbo said:​

I just want so say i hope everyone in this thread gets raped by wild niggers

"My ID says I'm male! Oh noes!"

Now say that again in DSP's voice.

thank you I will take this advice from an internet stranger, I am sure that will go well

 

[Kiwi On The Go]

I can use a sharpie and label my penis with JH. I can do a penis dance that I can make a pornhub video of. Of course the video will hide my face. It might arouse gay men and straight women here.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

How can it be a national treasure without Nic Cage, he's literally the national treasure.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

God, this video makes my pussy want to commit suicide.

 

[WhoBusTank69]

What's an IP2 Streamer?

 

[MorbidlyObeseFeline]

Nice racist meme you retarded spic stoner.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Every time I see 'Peter Coffin' I think of Peter Griffin and am instantly disappointed by no "'memba the time" moments.

 

[MediocreMilt]

I have to go now. My planet needs me.

 

[Cats]