random_text.txt

[Devil Buster Busters]

"I wouldn't WANT to eat a double helping of nuggets in that timeframe, but I could easily."

 

[tranny2000]

This is it, this is the coldest take of the century. We've finally reached 0 Kelvin.

He'd never be able to afford Goldbelly again. Once you've had $50 hand pies, you can't go back to normie food.

How in the world did a fat Canadian that spreads his butthole manage to do so much damage to the America First brand and people associated with it.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Oh god he's leaking again.

 

[Hey Fatrick FUCK YOU]

I've been neglecting this thread for a bit but I want some more random quotes. Submit some favorites.

What I'm looking for:
- Couple sentences max.
- Is interesting out of context, optimally begs a question.
- Not a quote from me.
- Links to thread where it originates is a huge bonus.

Does not have to reference the Kiwi Farms.

From the Patrick S. Tomlinson Huffington Post troll reveal (nanaimg.net/Fatrick):

• Baby child, you don't have anything to say to me. You're always wrong and things are only getting worse for you from here
• Oh but again, baby child. We're not facing bankruptcy. That isn't a thing
• I'm nyuh nyuh nyuh you sound like you have peanut butter in your mouth little baby child
• Anyways I'm going to enjoy what happens to you neeexxxxt
• Shut your fucking mouth, you stupid little baby infant
• Little stupid baby child, your mouth keeps running but your brain isn't listening to what is being told to you

If none of those make the cut I can find more. 4

 

[karz]

I've been neglecting this thread for a bit but I want some more random quotes. Submit some favorites.

What I'm looking for:
- Couple sentences max.
- Is interesting out of context, optimally begs a question.
- Not a quote from me.
- Links to thread where it originates is a huge bonus.

Does not have to reference the Kiwi Farms.

In some ways I'm thankful I spent my early 20s almost without friends because I couldn't go out drunk with them and slur "hey you know whuddat be fun, let's get Megaman X tattoos" and wake up with a Sigma symbol on my ass

 

[Linger Longer]

"Criminals are based" - Nick Fuentes 2022

 

[The Fishin' Hole]

But does his feet consist of a two toed hoof? Anyone see the shape of hid pupils?

 

[karz]

I've been neglecting this thread for a bit but I want some more random quotes. Submit some favorites.

What I'm looking for:
- Couple sentences max.
- Is interesting out of context, optimally begs a question.
- Not a quote from me.
- Links to thread where it originates is a huge bonus.

Does not have to reference the Kiwi Farms.

"... tell Brave Software and Brendan Eich to stop enabling neo-Nazi white supremacist pedophile Joshua Connor Moon and his neo-Nazi white supremacist cyberbullying website Kiwi Farms via his neo-Nazi white supremacist cyberbullying podcast Mad at The Internet"

Lmao the ass napkins

No it's a medical thing due to being raped at a young age, I don't really care who knows about it it's not like it's a quirk I enjoy or anything

loose asshole*

I think the internet needs more fear

if i see another pink joindate use "she/her" pronouns to describe this filthy tranny istg...

Fell off? Fantano was always a faggot.

All I see in this thread is the most clear evidence yet that Twitter causes brain damage.

Neurotic tranny is a groomer, meanwhile in other news the sky is blue

Trannies not grooming minors on Discord challenge level: impossible

"Like maple syrup, Canada's evil oozes over the United States."

 

[DigitalSoryu]

PreciousLeaf has a minefield of things to quote, here’s the most recent one

 

[Regginmcaids]

"Yes I did do pedo actions. I did like cub.
I don't do any of that anymore. I have been clean for a good 5 weeks." - Synthia The Dragoness

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/cant-a-person-have-a-chance-to-change.117669/

 

[Sig]

"SHOOT ME NIGGER SHOOT ME NIGGER"

 

[Retink]

I think this was posted before but I think it's a popular one that fits:

Microtransactions are evil capitalism, micro trans actions are wholesome socialism.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Self-explanatory.

I hate you because you have personally came after me, my family, my workplace, even my dog. All because you lost a debate to me and then I asked if you wanted to play video games.

Between the 4 or 5 IP author's with a a-logging hate bone for me. You are the finest complete shit head in here.

I've learned that you cannot hide your faggotry from the internet and KF is an expert site at digging up your shit so it's better to take it now then when it's a lunch money at your door calling you a dumb cunt along the way

I am here mostly for DSP so my lore on DSP saga's is well versed. I've been checked out by mods and I am a female.

Drunk guy wanting to have sex with a friend of his? I mean, sounds like something we have all heard before tbh.

I absolutely hate you with every fiber of my being. I told you to fuck off very clearly and very very directly for a reason.

If DHI were to explode tomorrow and pick up in content and collection of info, youd never see me here because their would be another site to enjoy a good shitshow.

The day I get your full dox I am going to press criminal charges Juan.

Fuck off and stop shitting all over the floor with ur diaherra about me u jaded pedo defending niggerfaggot demark crp lookin cuckold.

 

[Rogowski]

Bam Margera during his recent public breakdown on Instagram about being fired from Jackass:

Abandoned, tortured for a year and a
half of bullshit rules I had to follow. I don't follow
rules assholes. I make them. Betrayed by my family.
Now I turn gay and incest and FUCK them

Source

Jeff, spike and Knox, I met them today and I love them and they apparently love me back, but I was supposed to give Phoenix the wolf my money from that. So if they want to fuck me, I will just get gay and fuck all three of them. Phoenix deserves nice stuff. they took that away from me. I love them still but I'm gonna fuckem still. I'm gonna get gay again. Take me to the gayborhood. Ttyl

 

[Kaktus Kompot]

 

[SuperShibuyaFighter]

In honor of the loss of legendary comedian Gilbert Gottfried we should have this quote.

"BOB SAGET, RAPED AND KILLED A GIRL IN 1990!"

 

[SneedEyeMitch]

Call me a traditionalist but to me it's not a gimp mask unless it has a zipper.

 

[Alter Ego]

I've been neglecting this thread for a bit but I want some more random quotes. Submit some favorites.

What I'm looking for:
- Couple sentences max.
- Is interesting out of context, optimally begs a question.
- Not a quote from me.
- Links to thread where it originates is a huge bonus.

Does not have to reference the Kiwi Farms.

"You call it selling out your principles? I call it fucking winning, and that's my principle. To win as a socialist, not to lose as a socialist. That's not my principle. I don't give a fuck about principled failure. Principled failure is worth dogshit. Principled victory is worth everything." -Vaush

 

[SuperShibuyaFighter]

"Not to knock on Muslims, but the Qur'an is "Family Guy" and the Bible is "Simpsons"." - Christian Weston Chandler

Wtf did Chris finally say something kind of smart?

 

[SweetWhosBeenGroundUp]

"Compliments will get you fuzzy-wuzzies. War gets you prickly-wicklies." - CWC, 2007