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[thinking about mr hands]

I have these semi-old screenshots from last July here, although sadly I can’t find where they were anymore

“Sounds like you’re going in the oven next” and “NOOOOOOO YOU CAN’T JUST HECKIN PUT PUPPERS IN THE OVENERINO NOOOOOO” both look quotable in my opinion. But that’s just me.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

You don't even have to be on tumblr to see this shit any more.

all these fake trannies look like bad jojo ocs

I refuse to believe this is a real person, this is not okay and it needs to stop.

Jesus it's like she's an alien who got left behind on earth and got addicted to crack.

Guys stop talking about your pubes

I've honestly never seen a dog look this suicidalView attachment 711514

I can't wait for split penis to go mainstream.

The culture war has literally even hit the knitting community... So when does the civil war start?

I should probably just block google or get a dog that bites me when I type in things like "Lego tits".

Ah yes, chameleon nipples.

came for the chris

staying for the lulz

By and large people here respond to arguments and ideas, rather than tribal patterns.

Please tell us more about your transsexual buttsex adventures, and make sure to power level extra hard.

Ctr+F "nigger" almost crashed my computer tbh

I've heard she has high quality breast milk.

First, you lost at vidya. Then you lost your mind. Then you lost your cock.

We didn't need to know that he's uncircumcised.

 

[Sealbaby]

Some of you make me wonder if you're persons of interest in unsolved crimes.

 

[Product Placement]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/stephan-robert-loehr-ferociouslysteph-oddishplaysgames-stephoddish-steph.69724/

 

[BrokenLightbulbs]

This one is NOT referencing trannies or crossdressing:

Victor Cornelius: *gasp* "H-he's a she!"
Korben Dallas: "You noticed that, huh?"

 

[Glowie]

PhilPedos threads contain so much gold that I don't even know where to start. Whenever it's from Philips own spergery, quotes from other kiwis or quoting screen caps like this gem

Doxing is against international law

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Every time an AGP cuts his dick off, a TERF gets its wings.

@keyboredsm4shthe2nd

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/srs-an...sociated-horrors.76786/page-377#post-11765771

https://archive.ph/wip/ZMdEx

 

[SCSI]

Fortunately for Albertan children, this article was not about Albert Fish.

This is why you do one cock push up a day.

 

[Crankenstein]

"THOSE FUCKING COINS! EVERY FUCKING TIME IT'S THE FUCKING SILVER DAMN COINS!"

"Take your shitass bark machine with you"

"McCloud"

"I was told to come here and all I've seen is nazis and fat women"

"What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

"Fuck you! Do your own math!"

"Josh moon has a god complex. His initials are J.C.M. that shtands for Jesus Christ Moron!" (I really wish I could find the origin on this again, it was on lolcow iirc)

 

[CaesarCzech]

not your personal army you fucking dweeb

edit: Nool is mad
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Null is getting increasingly Jewy and left wing it appears.

 

[Retard#7822]

"I also think it’s not far fetched that Holly would make Minecraft sexual content when she was a teen and think it’s funny because she’s autistic and that’s normal for them."

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/holly-bone-futuristichub-v-wyde-et-al-2021.87282/page-2

Post #27 from user Orion66, who most people think is a sock for Brian Martin defending his lolsuit.

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

DICKS AND TITTIES AND JERRY ORBACH

 

[Hüftpriester]

Actually the impetus was that the albino I was married to, thought that people would want to buy pornography featuring an albino, to be more precise

Profile post from @endomorphosis

 

[like_shutup_&_drive_scoob]

I was okay until I scrolled down and saw the thumb guy.

Amy and Tammy Slaton have a down syndrome relative.
He legitimately does resemble a thumb, minus the nail.

Kywy Fyrms.

Ukrainian spelling of the homestead.

 

[Well-groomed Discord User]

"Ban everybody that says I got owned".​

—"Liquid" Richard "Carried Diamond" WingsOfRedemption.

"Consequences have actions, pimp".​

—"Liquid" Richard "Carried Diamond" WingsOfRedemption.

 

[deepFriedBaka]

From none other than our dearly departed Lowtax:

SO DONT FUCKING BUY IT, DONT FUCKING DRINK IT, DONT FUCKING CLICK MY LINKS.

(Source)

 

[Spliongus]

 

[Exceptional individualist]

Has “CHRIST IS KING” been added to the rotation yet?

I feel like I’ve heard a couple of niche lolcows say that before…

 

[deepFriedBaka]

I believe this post speaks for itself.

 

[Karakhalkin-Gol]

"Heinrich Himmler represents everything that I have been deprived of as a trans woman."