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[Shiny Shroodle]

If I had a gf that fired bullets outta her pussy, there would be a lot of dead niggas.

Imagine calling wiggling your back tits a workout

 

[Aunt Carol]

uhh idk you have a perfectly good anus and prostate. why wouldn't you use those

 

[Useful_Mistake]

tomorrow i taxi to jail

you realize there is a thread on tw with my current arrest record

i need 13 arrests to get the job i want in freemasonry

i could give a fuck if its gay to stab a person in their asshole with a knife

its called being knife fucked and it hurts like hell try it sometime

Quit deflecting Alex why do you like having a knife shoved into your ass?

Alex is a faggot. Not only is he a faggot, he is the most retarded schizo faggot I have ever seen. Guys I know I say that a lot, but it is true guys. Alex is a dirty retarded faggot schizo stalker. A repulsive nutcase of the Canadian mental institutions. Throughout my career I have categorized and documented over 700 schizos on five continents. Everywhere from the deepest congoloid jungles to the alleyways of Toronto. I have also classified countless new species of schizo stalkers that you have ever seen before. Each one is a repulsive, moronic, grotesque, incompetent, and incredibly virile creature, and the "Canadian" schizo stalker faggot named “Alex” not only excels and surpasses in each one of these traits, he breaks every previous record holder, except virility, which is the lowest I've seen in any schizo faggot. I wish I never met him. Disgusting!

ive been going to jail since i was born for freemason shit

so for example i usually go and see someone get lit on fire

im not a schizo either or a sex offender

im basically immune to jail currently

 

[Meat Target]

 

[Barry Macoqiner]

infomercial voice: not sure where to keep YOUR new skin sausage? simply stow it in the handy storage compartment! it's THAT easy!

 

[I am vomit]

God has promised He won't destroy the world by flood again. So he is now destroying the world with trannies.

 

[Spud]

Your people worshiped the criminal George Floyd as a saint and buried him in a golden casket.

 

[Barry Macoqiner]

Fellas we all have three Urethras' located at various points along our penile shafts and need our dads to clean up our piss right.
Imagine being a father and needing to clean up the piss of your insane daughter that you raised for 19 years because she decided to have a flesh corndog stapled to her crotch.

Her insurance paid close to a million dollars and she gave up her continence in the quest to pee standing up: nothings going to stop her now!

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I AM KING OF THE THREAD

PLEASE BEHEAD BLACKED AND HIS CRONIES

BREED USELESS IDIOT WITH DOUG FORD TO IMRPOVE HER LIZARD JAW

ETC

soon i will breed the woman i called a tranny with doug ford to prevent lizard jaw #eugenics

and behead you

soon the beheading will happen to you and you'll be #Blacked further

 

[Lewisite]

if my womb ends up killing a trans woman from the grave, I count that as a victory.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Reminder to not fedpost guys, I won't tolerate it.

If you fedpost I will call you a big dummy dum dum head and it will make me sad.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

#jawimprovements #kingeugenics

i dont find lizard jaws or trannys attractive btw you stage 5 clinger STOP HITTING ON ME AND SHIT AND TRYING TO WARP THE CONVERSATION INTO SOME BLACK WIDOW FANTASY FOR URSELF

GO GET FUCKED U DUM SLUT

myb dick is 7 inches but i will gladly go to 8 or 13 or something

here i will post my dick it was the fyad sig for a long time

also you know nothing about freemasonry if you havent seen babies get lit on fire

Look Alex, we'd like to let you back in, but you've still not met your quota of arrests for the month. We're going to need you to step it up before we can reconsider anything.

LOL

my dick works perfectly fine

BUT YOU"LL NEVER USE IT ITS RESERVED FOR 22DIVISION KASIA

SO FUCK OFF YOU MORE THAN INTERESTED SLUT

i made that girl suicide irl

 

[Skitarii]

It's about a balding white man with a middle-age crisis fighting a Chilean homosexual chicken farmer (whom cosplays as two-face in a house for the elderly) over crystal meth. You cannot get more gimmicky than that.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

you are a dum slut please leave me be go get pregnant somewhere else

dont 4get the black man

cant forget the disgruntled black rat man

LOL IM NOT A RAPIST

LOL DID YOUR DAD FUCK U IN THE ASS TO MAKE YOU CARE SO MUCH ABOUT SEX ON THE INTERNET FORUM U SJW DIDDLER

HOW ABOUT I SHOOT U IN THE FUKIN HEAD U DUM LITTLE BITCH

KILL U R SELF

Alex, I'm very disappointed you haven't gone out and committed those crimes yet. We are running a tight ship here at the Freemasons and we only want to have employees who are serious.

lowtax babysat me when i was a kid but he was always a weirdo and an asshole

i wonder if he actually killed h imself

last i heard he was doing shitty work for cia but yall dont know about cia werk :_D

I will go tonight and commit the criminal offense.

wah lil bitch is mad i am more naked and well laid than him and i dont even try

TAKE UR SNAKE LIZARD TRANNY AND GTFO MY THREAD BItCH

be naked in jail + have a garbage can and fight corrections officers

then u r more naked than everyone forever

#BLACKED_GO_DO_WORK​

 

[Just A Butt]

Everyone knows there was a time in prehistory when 17 men passed on their genes for every woman.

 

[Michael Pemulis]

Oh shit I said that backwards, will fix.

But you know what I meant and here's the proof: https://psmag.com/environment/17-to-1-reproductive-success

 

[Just A Butt]

you know what I meant

that's not the point, it was a funny line out of context


jeeeeeeze people, just cause you get quoted here doesn't mean anything except it's funny

 

[Michael Pemulis]

that's not the point, it was a funny line out of context


jeeeeeeze people, just cause you get quoted here doesn't mean anything except it's funny

eat my fuck, bitch

 

[Useful_Mistake]

u have never been to a roman orgy or mardi gras


anyway i dont want to talk about orgies and this thread is boring again so gl etc

i have crimes t o plan

the fuk is melinda vibes you cock sucking rainbow ass sniffer

you ppl snoop on me

delete my fukin thread dont beg to die ITS GONNA HAPPEN DUH

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

We must secure the existence of our coffee beans and a future for baristas.

Grind the beans, brew war now!

Christ can you all stop arguing about coffee and just drink bang already.