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[Mega Man II Intro - GB]

"My momma was raped as a child. I'm a rape baby." Most women would hide that shame but black women have no shame. She's got a bitch face and a bad haircut.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Since none of you faggots can actually get me banned I did the job for you. But if @Null doesn't ban me then why does he have a minor on this site with two sex tapes? Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[Sealbaby]

Well, at the very least he didnt pepperspray anyone for making Sonic's arms blue.

"STOP! You maced a thot. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your Livestream is now forfeit!"

 

[Open Window Maniac]

School would be boring without the town rapist.

 

[SITHRAK!]

What are you gonna do, dox the road I sleep on?

 

[Meat Target]

I could look that up, but since my post already answers the question of "why not just turn boob back on?" I refuse to dignify it.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

People shoot up schools for the same reason we celebrate Christmas, because it's something we've seen other people do and it seems like a good idea.

 

[Mega Man II Intro - GB]

I remembered the important points: the car type, the poshness, the colour theme (green for money), and the drive for the plot which was fucking the man's step sister

 

[Just A Butt]

Honestly though cringe anyone rating my comment as Islamic lmao, that's not even what it's for.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Flavoraid and Cyanide is such cringe boomer stuff.
Are they all going to OD on Fentanyl and yell I cant breathe

Fellas, you can't climb the ladder to heaven with your hands full of dick.

 

[NoReturn]

TLDR eat the cheese with purpose or don’t at all, fake cheese only reinforces bad habits.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Next time dont use a sock account to get blow the fuck out by the outline man buddy.

 

[Alex Krycek]

 

[Effluvial Ooze]

I don't know what the best way to trim this down into one quote would be but this is one of the funniest arcs from the Spoony thread.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

She is one of the clit pump enthusiasts, does it with same fervor as her other schizo endeavours. It used to look less pointy before.

the smell of the hatchet wound makes a green cloud of funk and pharmaceuticals. This nigger troon is lifted up by the nose and just floats into the operation room to get their negro tentacle stapled to their stomach.

And people say you can't play Russian roulette with a semi auto.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Once again in Deep Thoughts: OP's barely disguised fetish.

 

[Tactical Wizard]

Yeah, but would you want the troonsatzgruppen on your property? Didn't think so.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

You know I had to do it to 'em.

In regards to what he did to the Congolese.

 

[JustSomeDong]

I am the very model of a Russian major general
My conscripts want to frag me and my lifespan is ephemeral
I thought this would be Shangri-la
But Hohols have gone Hezbollah
I am the very model of a Russian major general

The VDV has sobered up I guess I'll send them in again
Oh fuck I'm being shot at by another soccer hooligan
This BTR's a beercan how I wish it were a weazel
But it doesn't make a difference because I'm out of diesel

The Bayraktor it circles like a Turkish robot vulture
as I contemplate Ukraine and it's total lack of culture
When I'm done with Yuri's anus I will signal the attack
And tonight the great red army will raise up its flag in - ACK!

Might be a bit long for random, but it's still deserving of some recognition.

 

[Kaktus Kompot]

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lmao

This planet gets mad all the time for no good reason. That is why I call it the Josh planet. Just like Josh. Red is his favourite color.