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[Local Fed]

Heard about a thing called Linux. People said it's for spergs and trannies. I don't care. My incandescent rage was replaced by a rekindled love for computers.

Jesus, everyone shits on Nixon, but he seemed like a funny guy to hang around.

I don't know about you guys, but I'm looking for ways to legalize rape.

Andy having a mental breakdown because PPP would not stop talking in an Indian accent was pretty great.

I'm reminded of how Amberlynn Reid dialed up the ebonics and started eating a ton of watermelon when she started dating a black girl lmao

 

[BirdUp]

Ultimately, we broke up because Eeveea kept responding to my grief-sobs over my cat's death by masturbating over the mic and asking if that helps

 

[Gentlebastard]

we have proof that Rowling is just one step from the Kiwi Farms

I guess that answers the question of how somebody keeps that much junk clean. They don't.

That's okay, it's not the word "the" in "the French" that is supposed to be dehumanizing.

Man the fuck up KingDudeBroFella.

I knew a vegan that did animal testing for work and shoa'd lab rats everyday and they had a great time!

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

I forget why I put this thread on my watchlist but I regret it. One day humans will stop getting away with mocking god and nature.

 

[High Level Rad Waste]

I love it when I read about another panda dying in captivity.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Imagine your dick being described in court as a deadly weapon.

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

I could literally smell the very moment she would pull her leggings down in a public toilet, it would suddenly fill the whole room the fumes of unwashed fat vagina.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Cardio. Very important. This can be achieved by chasing women into bathrooms or running from angry mobs.

Stalking. Good for stamina, and dopamine release.

Shots fired!

I am glad she's suffering.

Jerk a tear and claim chud Nazis shot up the alpaca at night mistaking the curly silhouettes for black people, that ought to grift a couple dollars.

Moved back in? He never moved out. He's still wiping her ass with wet wipes

You guys take autism to a new level

Nice microdick, warts and prolapsed ass, dude.

So if you get the bowel surgery and you masturbate with a carrot and you fall asleep with it in your snatch, does shit fall out later?

This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a whimper.

His biggest problem is that he's not calling the shots and that he doesn't have a group of cultist worshiping him. I don't blame him tbh, isn't that what we should all strive for?

I like to think of him screaming in his gay Kermit voice, "Goddammit, it just dropped again in the middle of a tweet!!! Mxxtrxx, how long before we move to our new utopia?" [fires up bong and takes a massive rip while sniveling like a little bitch and petulantly stomping his oversized manbaby feet]

Ha ha, kid. My internet connection is awesome, and you can only envy it. Kill urself, faggot, and free up bandwidth for your betters.

What I’m trying to say, sneakily, is that they aren’t racist but should be.

Thank you for schooling us "bad actors", random degenerate furry on the internet. Such a succinct and comprehensive rebuttal to the 900+ pages of screencapped tweets and receipts in this thread alone (with plenty more to be seen in Kevryn's thread).

Yiff in hell, furfag.

It works exactly like in Jojos bizzare adventure except only men can actually cast the spells using our stands

He looks like a serial killer and his fursuit is my personal sleep paralysis demon

Has he sucked dick for cock though?

Asking for Ancient Astronaut theorists.

Bitch looking like Kim Jong-Troon.

I've never seen a fursuit with Down's syndrome before

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Born to early to explore the stars,
Born to late to explore the seas,
Just in time to live through Resident Evil with mutant niggers and trannies.

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

A fake-cripple necrozoopedo troon that jizzes to a dead butterfly in a jar. What the fuck

Too ugly to molest. Mega doubt.

Amanda does in fact have an OnlyFans where she dresses up as Chinese comics of little girls.

Somewhere a neglected nine year old is forming spontaneously from the aether. He’s probably half-Asian.

 

[Aunt Carol]

TLDR: bought an old-timey Mexican poncho for medical reasons.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

getting insulted over text message by your liver, your toilet, the lizard king, and alternate reality versions of yourself does sound like an episode of [Rick and Morty]

 

[Hepativore]

"...hey i just read what u said about your problem
i have the same thing with my step son he is 14 and doing the same thing keep sh**** all over the place in his room...the bathroom...then he hides it in his room under the bed...in his pillow case....and even if places u wouldnt think of....its really bad...i cant stand it....its driving me nuts...no matter what u do...what u say they will keep doing it....they want u to go mad at them....just so they get one to one with you...we have even said if he stops it....we will treat him to something he wants....or if he wanted to go out for dinner.....go bolwing and still does it.....the house stinks of poo...cant have anyone round....i cant even let me 2 year old nephew in his room.....its that bad he plays with it...and makes things out of his own poo.....so beating the sh** out of him wont do nothing to him...we have done that...made him clean it up...and he doesnt even care...he will just say ok....he goes to the bathroom,....has a wee or a poo...and dont wash his hands we have even gone in the bathroom with him to make sure he does it...and still he dont care....so killing yourself wont help.......just take one day at a time....dont make so a big deal when he does it....cus thats what they wont...to see u pi**** off. Well, if beating didn't do anything to stop THIS teen, then the only answer is to lock him up in a room as far from the rest of the living area of the house as possible. I would even consider building a small detached room with a toilet and leaving him out there like an animal and NOT allowing him in the home. It would be cheaper than constantly having to buy new furniture, OR they could dump him off in a nuthouse maybe. ANYWHERE is better than in their living area."

 

[Meat Target]

He's decomposing, good for him.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

 

[RollerGator]

someone sent a brown short social worker to ethans hovel to knock and ask if he ate the baby

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

Like come on, if you cared about it that much you wouldn't be dressing like that.

 

[1440p Curved Monitor]

Man, you have uncovered a fucking goldmine.

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Alhamdulillah, I am a transfeminine muslimah looking for a practicing transmasc guy to marry, insha'allah.

 

[PuddIeduck]

Non-paedophiles make laws for us whilst refusing to learn the facts about adult-child relationships.

 

[OttoWest]

Lolcow troon Dave Muscato

My mother often makes it clear she disapproves of my weight & food choices. Once I asked her to get Hellmann's Mayo. She got miracle whip light. We talked about it. I put down Hellmann's Mayo again. She bought Hellmann's light mayo. This is her way of telling me I'm fat.