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[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I had to fire up my Dell Dimension 2400 to pull this classic meme off the 10GB hard drive, which has been stuffed to the gills with pirated movies, music, and early 2000s MILF porn.

 

[Larry Potterfield]

age 15
they/them

Was it your father or your uncle?

 

[Blackhole]

Maybe it should be a lower case p... Cause they're into minors.

I am absolutely fine with people who call themselves pansexuals being mistaken for pedophiles.
EDIT: I seem to have upset some pansexuals, who did not realise the full implications of choosing an identity that implies that they are attracted to everyone.

how do you write all your posts and then think "yeah this is good enough" and click the button to send it

I feel like he's somewhere near me because it's been feeling a lot fatter recently outside

Fake Alphas talk and grift about it
Real Alphas just do it.

Such a simple lesson, but so few learned it....

Why are you writing a collage essay with graphs like this is Childfucking Justification 201: Advanced Arguments?

Why are you deep diving into kiddy diddler lore and pouring over the ancient chomo scrolls? What the fuck is wrong with you?

I heckin' love telecom companies bending over backwards for a miniscule demographic of mentally ill people that might genuinely completely cease to exist some day just like the lobotomy.

This made me cringe so hard, I lost six inches of height and my dick fell off.

They got him a literal Barbie pouch. Good god.

"I INVENTED THE FUCKING BULLYING WOMEN GAME ONLINE, I'M FUCKING GAMERGATE I'VE BEEN AROUND SINCE BEFORE ALL THIS SHIT EVER STARTED, DO YOU KNOW WHO THE FUCK YOU'RE TALKING TO!?"

"hello pasta spaghetti do you have any fat retards in your ICU and if so can you get pictures of their broken bodies? gracias and arivederci"

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

"It should be us doing the raping!"

 

[Kiwi On The Go]

Remember to spay and neuter your autists.

 

[JustSomeDong]

This is the new frontier, of assmad artists who don't understand the tech at all demanding we hobble AI to protect their ability to draw white women buying wonder bread.

 

[SofondaCox]

"Do not ruin Tom Hanks for me. Shut up. " - Jersh Moon

 

[Useful_Mistake]

"Josh Moon, the 30-year-old baby-faced troll king"

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/2023-0...ons-about-kf-for-a-story.144028/post-14555436

 

[S.C.U.D.]

 

[TheArtilleryman]

A woman getting arrested just for having her penis out is proof that both democracy and capitalism have failed.

 

[natewiz]

My favorite lines from today's hit piece:

“I contacted NYPD. I showed them Kiwi Farms threads. I said, ‘I’m afraid someone is going to SWAT me,’ and they were like ‘Get off the internet.'"

“I think that it’s easier for people to dismiss Kiwi Farms as simple trolls, because you can’t wrap your head around this level of evil,”

"If you try to explain what Kiwi Farms is doing to you, you sound like a paranoid schizophrenic.”

 

[Norbert the Tiger]

From Ali Brieland's hit piece.

[T]his question may be more haunting: Can Kiwi Farms ever die?

 

[Cyclonus]

Don't think of us as a trans hate forum, think of us as the loyal opposition.

It's probably considered bad form to submit a quote of yourself, but I want people to see this when they check the site out for the first time, dammit.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

It feels like about half of Arfcom has always taken anything Fox News has ever said at any point at complete face value, and always trusted it as the truth, which I think is one of the reasons why a lot of them come off as very brain damaged.

That's bullshit. What gave it away is the notion that any kiwi would go outside.

 

[Meat Target]

Kiwi Farms is a rorschach test for retards.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Look, if you're going to find a rare good troon it's not going to be running a suicide forum.

Just because you decided to google interracial troon porn during math class instead of paying attention doesn't make it racist.

At face value, putting in effort with a woman to stick your penis in her vagina is not gay.

Not a funtional heterosexual. Just support people's right to self-determination.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Listen, and understand. That autist is out there. It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are doxed and ridiculed.​

 

[Meat Target]

I am an equal-opportunity wisher of painful red rashes.

 

[Pedophobe]

“I contacted NYPD. I showed them Kiwi Farms threads. I said, ‘I’m afraid someone is going to SWAT me,’ and they were like ‘Get off the internet.'"

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/liz-fong-jones-elliot-william-fong-lizthegrey.128419/post-14562164

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

choke on my cum faggot
bet you'd pay for that too

"Only believe the women we want you to believe"

Josh Moon wins again.

Good job, Joshy. Hope you don't drop yourself.

But is she fat?

"Having sex with women I'm married to is something people do, like, a lot."

Harper Collins is literally shaking.

Necroing the hell outa this