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[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Great Tits are fucking scary. They look cute, but will actively go into caves and devour hibernating bats - specifically for their brains.

 

[Meat Target]

I'm sure animal control was called once or twice when neighbors mistook his tard sobs for a wild animal.

 

[MediocreMilt]

i don't shit the bed and I rarely lose any between the bed and the toilet.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

I'm in solidarity with Billie's tig ole biddies the pants had to go

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Boy oh boy was it the right call to smoke before reading this.

 

[faucet]

I WOULD have paid the remaining 600 Monday or Tuesday, BUT NULL had to FAIL HIS DESTINED TEST And Betrayed Me, like I was betrayed and jailed with a Kiss over 2000 years ago.

 

[The Ultimate Ramotith]

When you're on Twitter/Discord/Telegram for 95% of your waking time, there's very little time left for little things such as exercise, personal hygiene, or housekeeping.

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

Well, which good samaritans do you think would be first in line to get a trained fuck-dog for free?

 

[Fibonacci]

Friday the 30th: Forced out of my home and Temple; had no where else to go.

 

[DerKryptid]

 

[KiwiFuzz]

WHY, gay white men? WHY didn't you make him the chicken cream on his black funnel noodles? It's like an early Christmas for him!

 

[DiggieSmalls]

You're basing this on what? Morphological or genetic data? Like what @Epic Fisting Man said, show me a study that uses genetic data to explain the phylogeny of these two orders.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

Chris is a christlike figure in the sense that he seems to have been created and sent to earth by God for the sole reason of getting owned in a really humiliating fashion

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

His tits! Holy fucking shit!!!!

 

[Art Kassul]

My first week here I slipped on a pile of human shit and landed on a drug needle.

 

[Blackhole]

TWO AUTISTS ENTER ONE AUTIST LEAVES

buying tickets from someone who is a right-wing furry lolcow to own the libs

Never ask a woman her age
A man his salary
A progressive their opinion on Israel

Look at my driving record, man! Back in my day, there WAS no speed limit.

"Excuse me, doctor, who's that Haitian guy and why is he poking a doll that looks like my mother with needles?"

I would unironicly love to have an Andypedia

"I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is called a disgrace, that two are called a law firm, and that three or more become a Congress!"

Joshua Connor "Null" Moon, contemplating how his life got to this point. 2021 colorized.

Jesus H Christ has and wants nothing to do with this absolute fucking dumpster fire of incest and insanity.

Did... did this nigger really write in a fucking letter?

And people thought that this would be the end to Chris's story.

Et tu, Julay?

“Drink this Fanta in remembrance of me.”

Holy fucking shit, the craziest part is he learned nothing!

> Gets arrested for rape and theft
> First thing he does is to talk about how he's literally Jesus

"I AM YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR !!!! BOW DOWN TO ME !!!"

Prove to me that you're divine, turn this Fanta into wine!

This WILL be studied in classrooms across the nation come 50 years.

How many times do i have to call you a faggot before you magically turn gay?

 

[Ken Barlow]

This is at least the second time in KF history a couch has saved a life.

 

[Haramburger]

The Following Everyone should hear and appreciate sincerely, authentic, and spiritually and aura deep.

I WOULD have paid the ramining 600 Monday or Tuesday, BUT NULL had to FAIL HIS DESTINED TEST And Betrayed Me, like I was betrayed and jailed with a Kiss over 2000 years ago.

Also I can't believe Chris called his mother "Barbie Chan."

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Listen to the fans, give her a giant cock

>tfw no sexy busty red-head to handcuff you to the chair while singing "shave and a haircut" to drive you crazy enough to confess and cum

Usually they are brown and/or unloved so it's ok.

lady justice is blindfolded but she still feels the weight of the shekels in her drug pans

So [lady justice] can't see who is groping her. Though she can probably tell that it's Andrew Cuomo.

They put the poop into the autists, they don't harvest it from them.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

She would last like one day in the woods before she got sex trafficked by a bear or something.