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[KiwiFuzz]

Which means that all Internet Tough Guy posts should now be read in the voice of Billy Crystal, I don't make the rules.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

If the site could stop being retarded for five minutes that'd be great, thanks.

Good find, and have an archive, a dumbass in a fursuit having a performative emotional meltdown on camera should be preserved for posterity.

A voice like Chris Chan mixed with a dash of Brianna Wu. How do you even get to this point?

It's not always I see such a good Vlad III reference on the farms. Kudos.

Just take the 5th, especially on a site riddled with glownigs & their algorithms. Jesus.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

“I’ve sucked way more cocks than you, therefore my viewpoint is more valid”

 

[Clovis]

Don't talk shit about ABBA you black-ass fucking nigger.

 

[Meat Target]

THERE'S PICTURES OF NAKED WOMEN ON THAT SITE!

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

More importantly, how do you find a butt that's into butt stuff?

 

[SneedEyeMitch]

"Chad homeless bums too unsocial to get vaccines, living in raw sewage and having an immortal immune system will inherit the Earth."
-The Quran

 

[Meat Target]

I'll believe that if you can tell me the full names of your last 4 sexual encounters.

 

[Suikafag]

Holly buggering hell a Aqua cow!

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Getting women pregnant is for fags

 

[Kaktus Kompot]

In the garden of gethsemane , Jesus saw every sin that humans have ever or will ever commit. That means he watched his future self get tricked into having phonesex with a 13 year old boy and shove medallion fragments up his own ass.

 

[Snusmumriken]

There's this one guy, Michael. He's dubbed as The Clapper and when the weather is nice he will clap. He can keep the same mythodical deep reverberating clap going for hours. This guy is absolutely lovely to women and children. He hates the white man and any white man who dares to make eye contact with suffer the insult of being called a blue eyed red neck demon. This man is not to he trifled with or antagonized. When he's not clapping or chanting he's working out. If Chris were to ever get mouthy with him, he might get shanked. The Clapper has no qualms assaulting anyone who antagonizes him. If you leave him in peace he will leave you in peace aside from assaulting your ears with hours of clapping.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

I BELIEVE I CAN DIE
I GOT SHOT BY THE FBI
ALL I WANTED WAS A CHICKEN WING
BUT THEY SHOT ME AT BURGER KING

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

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All three of these could work, but I personally find this one takes the cake:

The Rebirth will be exceptional

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I'll go all through her house and take fucking everything. Everything has some value to someone. I'm not really interested in turning her shit into profit though. Find some Jew to do that.

 

[Meat Target]

Well, gunshots have been ringing out this morning and a ton of things are on fire.

So far nothing out of the ordinary.

 

[Haffhart]

You know damn well why, overcompensation.
I’m more concerned with the fact we now have fucking roomba’s cousin spying on our every move.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Concede to my demands or I will reactivate the nazi earthquake device

I forgot the part of the Bible where Jesus rapes the chosen ones' mothers every three nights.

By the way, searching for "Chinese Wank Machine" on YouTube, I regret everything.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

fuck them with three cacti and a pineapple the size of a horse's head

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[NyQuilninja]

It's all that octopus sex.

Anal Beads are not a hairstyle.

She looks like her pussy stinks

The left : A chimp who has lost it's hair in a fire
The right: Head like a fucking plectrum

I will then come out as a Trans-Nigger.

OP is the worst kind of faggot - a new faggot.

I'm far beyond caring what causes "harm" to the fucking Rainbow Reich.

Corporate jannies are now comparing themselves to Jesus Christ of Nazareth Himself.

She can drink my piss any time tbh

How many of these award shows are there lol

I think we get it by now, celebrities are homosexual child predators. Do they seriously want awards for their ability to molest children?

She allegedly found a creek bed with a puddle in it and assumed that the puddle was bear piss, as one does.