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[CatParty]

It’s as though people think that STIs only come from penises ... lesbian, queer and bisexual women sometimes have penises.

 

[SCSI]

WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE AFFIRM MY LARGE PERVERT SON

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

This prison fanfic on display is very romantic and I thank all of you

 

[Return of the Freaker]

I know another guy who never votes and just pays the fines every time, but he's a very cool meth head

Pls Mr morrison, don't make me consort with the proles, they smell funny and make strange noises

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

You don't get to complain about a monster ravaging the countryside and strangling small Bavarian children when you're the one who made it, Dr. Frankenstein.

Morale of the story: don't be fat.

they just want to forget they are a greasy meatball

My response would be you are a sovereign citizen of another nation? And this property is part of your nation's territory? Okay I am also a sovereign citizen, of the nation Nigger Get Out My House. I am declaring war and conquering that territory, bitch. Then I shoot him.

The proper understanding is that I'm about to put my hardware in someone's backdoor

God fucked the Sodomites just how they liked it: Big, Flaming and anal obliterating.

Ban assault fetuses.

 

[NerdShamer]

 

[Blackhole]

I don't know why I keep reading this thread. It just keeps making me angry.

It's so obvious - autism is the next step in human evolution.

You smell like you sharted SHARTED, harded HARDED
deadbeat dad, Jewish tranny wife, nigga you retarded

This is not, and never has been about you, or anyone giving a fuck about you or your health. Never. Not once. And it never will be.

Zyklon Ben would sooner take a teaspoonful of The Final Solution than the Fauci Ouchie.

doctor seuss cartoon lookin ass lmao hope it was worth it

You have Hitler mommy and impregnation mommy.

The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that gave it birth comes again.

 

[Ken Barlow]

Why is it that every single retarded antifa member is either rail thin or a fucking hamplanet?

 

[Meat Target]

>purge the weak BONES FOR THE BONE THRONE
>what do you mean "hand over your money"
>PAWLICE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Case report of restless anal syndrome

 

[DerKryptid]

Coom to a troon today!!!!

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I'm a level 50 cumwizard and I just hexed Kindness

 

[Haffhart]

So the Mormons managed to involve two women in a sex act and still managed to make it boring and stupid.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

"And if your response is 'pee your pants,' you're in luck, I'm wearing a diaper." -Stephanie Cianfriglia

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I will relinquish the goods into your willing hands good Sir Jew.

I can arrange that. I've gotten much more beguiling women to slip out of their panties.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

The sigma male needs no woman to experience sexual pleasure. All he needs is a plastic bottle and an audience.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Hey look guys its Xer with hitler moustache a retarded tortoise and homeless FDR blocking the road again

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Tom identifies as a non-sex-offender who sometimes admits to prior sex offenses.

 

[damian]

"dudes that want to be hackers"

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Pen this hoax in the Book of Grudges. The mounting evidence will tell the truth.

I think you need to contact your surgeon about what is going on in that god forsaken mess.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Tom expresses his paraphilic interests


Tom identifies as an 8 year old girl while masturbating.