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[Jonah Hill poster]

"My girlfriend says [anything]. Who's right?"
nigga women are always wrong

 

[DerKryptid]

Mutt's law
As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of an amerimutt mentioning black dicks or interracial sex approaches 1.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Please show us on the Sonic the Hedgehog doll where the autistic person touched you.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Feds got mad the last time someone tried to help by adding more chlorine to a furry convention.

Put it away, sir. You’re embarrassing yourself and everyone else.

Agreed, his life would have been vastly improved if he'd just accepted becoming a powerbottom.

Lmao world is a fuck born to die.

 

[Meat Target]

the face you slap today may be connected to the ass you need to kiss tomorrow.

 

[Hitman One]

Also why is there a crucifix on the wall, there's no God

The serial killer stare is back. Why does he always do that when he poses with animals?

 

[White Baby]

There's also the pussy factor here.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Hospitals make the stupid mistake of laying women down in beds. That's sheer stupidity.

I squatted during each birth.

"I'm still mad as hell, and I don't have time
To go 'round and 'round and 'round"

I came back on here after I heard Joshua Moon air illegal threats on YouTube to harass me with some thug creeps he'd hire off the blackmarket and send to my door

You're a nigger
#TAG-EXHIBIT

Guess I should put a non-flushable picture of Joshua Moon in my toliet!

 

[KiwiFuzz]

If I see one more scabby ass pimple I'm going to perish

 

[SneedEyeMitch]

Lmao, get a load of this big-dick loser.
Careful you don't trip over that thing, FAGGOT!

 

[Aunt Carol]

Canada will chop your dick off for free, what more do you need?

You either touch your vagina or your penis, there is no other way to do this.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

its the new era, no goths, no emos, no drags, only troons

Gabby killed him because @Internet War Criminal fucked a psycho bitch who was bad at sex if reading the thread is anything to go by

The shitflinging in the Gabby thread is still glorious to watch, even as it’s winding down.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Shit, piss, and eggs come out of the same hole.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Hey, Tom. Eat shit.

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID NIGGERKIKE WHORES.
WE HAVE A THREAD FOR ABORTION DEBATES. IT IS IN DEEP THOUGHTS. USE IT INSTEAD OF SHITTING UP THIS THREAD. YOU ARE ALL BEING ANNOYING AND STUPID AND I WANT YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP. Thank you.

Oh Joy, Tardmaster Prime has been summoned from his Fortress of Sperg to shit up another thread.

dog cum must lower your iq

 

[DiggieSmalls]

I think you were preying on him a bit when you talked about his semen.
…
I got his sperm on lockdown. Lol

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

"Do you *want* to get raped and your house burned down by a lightning strike? Because that's how that happens!"

 

[Fetish Roulette]

My family is directly impacted by inclusion, as we are a majority neurodivergent under our roof. I am a neurodivergent rights activist, but none of this has ever been “political” for me. I am fighting for our lives, literally.

 

[Law]

fuck you for that mutilated penis jumpscare

 

[Aunt Carol]

It's surprisingly hard to find good photos of male prostitutes getting arrested.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

The boss forces you to watch homosexual men having anal sex at work. This is the road this leads down.