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We were talking about inserting our erect penises into the vaginas of women. That's not for you. :mad:
If we go full cyberpunk I will hunt you down and I will implant a heteronormalization module into your brain stem with a tamper-trigger to blow your head off if you ever so much as scratch the back of your neck.

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We're Hans and Franz and we're going to pump... your pussy up!
 
Its a little known fact that high blood sugar is what gives people the ability to analyze the stars. When your body is overloaded with sugar it allows your mind to be overloaded with cosmic truths. Clearly nobody in this thread is round enough to understand the deep secrets of astrology.
Every time I see a woman dressed like this I have a juvenile urge to slap her tits. Not hard, just enough to see the jiggle. No clue why.
 
And to think I've been pooping out of my mouth this whole time! Thanks, Glamour magazine UK!
replace trannies with grannies and the whole wide world would be cooler
I don't support big clits unless they got the muscles/abs to go with it.
NGL a big clit sounds fun but not taking T or putting a vacuum on my junk fun
Which intersex condition has doctors install a sexy invisible vagina at age 6?
 
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