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[Blackhole]

JFC what is it with you people and anal rape? Can't even go a page without someone bringing it up.

This is the smile of a man who needs to find the nearest designated shitting highway. A mere street will not do.

Ok so Biden took a big shit in front of the pope but that doesn't get to the real heart of the matter: was this better or worse than the time MatPat gave the Pope a Steam key to Undertale?

Gee willickers it turns out "we're going to let troons rape your daughters in the bathroom and here's why that's a good thing" isn't a vote getter.

I just used the bathroom and I found 8 thousand ballots all for terry mcauliffe wedged in my anus. I live in Illinois!

They think it be like it yabba dabba doo but it yabba dabba don't

mfs after reading Industrial Society and Its Future be like

What they're really saying "Here's some fringe non-sensical schizo conspiracy theory to distract you from the very real coordinated effort to turn you into livestock"

This thread will become a null complaint email generator in no time

“Why did the Kenosha police shoot Jacob Blake 7 times? Because they ran out of bullets”

i want nicola spurrier to put me in the wellness camps and use me for deviant experiments,hnnghhh

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

WE OF THE SPACE MARINES, THE EMPEROR’S FINEST, DO NOT DEIGN TO ENGAGE IN FLESHY CONGRESS WITH FEMALES, THROUGH WHOM THE FELL POWERS WORK THEIR EVIL.
WARRIOR MONKS ARE WE AND PURE OF BODY AND SOUL SHALL WE EVER BE, FROM NOW UNTIL THE EMPEROR’S PEACE DESCENDS UPON US.
-Roboute Guilliman (probably)

“If you don’t stop touching yourself at night, you’re going to grow hair in funny places.”
-Leman Russ (almost certainly)

 

[Meat Target]

Look, if I have to start pistol whippin' you crackas to get some respect; I will do so.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

The obvious solution is to hire this thread as his new counsel, we can guarantee loyalty at least. (Plus we have some dank memes to enter as evidence.)

Binger kind of looks like Russel Greer if Russel wasn’t a deformed monster.

"I'm soooo fucking fat and disheveled, Your Honor."

We're all kind of exceptional here, my friend.

"he said fuck you and grabbed his gun"

Ah shit what did I miss? Something else came out on the angry pedophilic ginger bald poo-flinging midget jew?

Bag full of chemicals and a friend with a gun. Fucking winning.

Alternatively ENGAGE CHAOS MODE.

"How does getting snacks help you fattie? Huh fatty fatty boom boom? Why did ya stop for snackies fattie??"

"I didn't intend to speak with the FBI they came to my house"

Dammit null give me my reactions!

Doxing your balls would be supremely exceptional but I'd watch that video a couple dozen times.

I’m trying to use reverse psychology on fate.

Are you trying to siphon votes into your pro-Runescape agenda?

And that's what we see when we watch that footage, a man being saved from himself by a baby faced angel straight from the heavens wielding a AR-15 style semi-automatic rifle.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

It’s peanut butter. No one else eats it. Also, Russians are obsessed with mayonnaise.

wasn't there some cave paintings or very old drawings of a 7 headed thing

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

SHOOT ME NIGGA

Say Nigger you faggot !!!

"Shoot me n word!"

"Your Honor, we move that the defendent be immediately remanded into the custody of DARPA as a subject in their Super Soldier Program."

Never mind, IDK what the hell is going on anymore.

Lex Luthor needs to get up there on X and immediately ask “your great nephew? a nephew that was great? Wasn’t he a convicted pedophile?”

Live by the skateboard, die by the skateboard

"That skateboard was his best friend. Even beat his girlfriend with it."

Indulge in your Subway, based Judge. You have earned it.

I almost feel bad about spamming this thread but the whole Rittenhouse thread is gold.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

It'd start off with a vaccine mandate protest by racist mobs of Whites only for one of them to chase an innocent Black doctor down the street screaming, "Go home, vaxxy girl!" Then the anti-vax ISIS terrorists would rape the CDC president and Jake Paul would brandish a gun on a rooftop while saying how the freedom of the Internet has caused him to not know what's real and what's a conspiracy theory.

 

[N’egger]

Makes sense if you're exceptional and don't think about it.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

There's no Autism rating.

Can't have shit in Happenings.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

I googled one of my handles, come to find out, there's transphobes tracking me on a New Zealand website. It's sickening.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Is that Chevy the pajeets’ car? That looks like a real quality car that totally hasn’t been in any accidents and has had her maintenance up-to-date.

Two street shitter brothers came in. One seemed rather slow and was talking about how cool he thought Kyle and Co. were (And took a photo with them), and his brother came on and acted exceedingly shifty and may or may not have absconded with the courtroom laser pointer.

 

[Positron]

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Smells like a combo of kimchi farts, dumpster juice, the funk under toenails, and Surströmming

 

[Meat Target]

Are we seriously dick measuring each other on a gossip forum?

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

"HIS SOFT LIPS, SLOWLY BITING INTO THE PILLOW" *slurping noises*

I stopped caring what people call me a long time ago. There's always someone who thinks you're an idiot for something. Sometimes they're even right. There are also people who think you're an idiot if you don't believe in psychic abilities or the lizard people. Like, whatever man. It's all good.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

You know what? This is great!
I learned two things today.
The first is the meaning of Cor 6 9.
The second is I'm going to Hell!

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

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Didn't the NZ police think that we were a New Zealand website after the Christchurch shooting?

 

[CatParty]

Imagine someone just comes up to you and tells you that they know you're autistic

 

[NoReturn]

Wakanda, NM

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

I want to add, she draws hearts like someone who's been molested.